mrs jesus

awww, i love duckie.

ugh. if i were obama, and canada sent me a mix of that shitty shit, i'd start mailing you all anthrax. fuckers!

gelus. i have rabbit furcoat. but i haven't gotten acid tongue on vinyl yet.

dude what are you smoking? i am about as far from beer wench as you can get. i will point you in the direction of where the beer is KEPT, but don't even think about asking me to bring you one 'cause unless you's payin' my bills, i ain't serving yo' ass a goddamn thing.

oh good lord. next you'll be telling me it ain't cool to make fun of retarded people.

that's fucking awesome. meglet - acid tongue or rabbit furcoat?

why did you get so much shit from your ex? if i were kevin i would be pissed.

geoff, are we dating? you should probably think about TELLING ME if we are engaged, YOU KNOW? does this mean i am also dating your wife?

dude! that is my current sig at the alice in chains board. i love that line so hard.

geoff's marrying a monkey beer wench?

that's called a wife. HAHAHA.

i don't like donuts so i probably wouldn't have even noticed. lately i'm all about nutrigrain strawberry yogurt bars. they're awesome when you're lazy and boiling water for oatmeal is too much work and god forbid you get down a bowl and then walk to the pantry for a box of cereal. what the fuck am i, my own chef?

this, but spelled correctly. also the raconteurs - consolers of the lonely

no, but after christmas is over i will take her off the front wall of her gingerbread whorehouse and you can eat her if you like.

your opinion is so wrong it makes me want to punch you in the face.

did you also realize that the buried in 'burried treasure' has been spelled wrong for MORE than 2 years? geoff, do you recognize this whore?

god, i'm funny. i rate all my posts in this thread 5 stars. WOULD READ AGAIN.

which one of you morons rated this thread 3 stars? if i find out, i'm kicking your ass.

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID, GEOFF. god.

you forgot to mention that i'm fucking hilarious.

my ass is a prize that men will kill other men for. don't even front, bishop. the only reason you pretend you don't want a piece is because your sleazy come-ons don't make me purr and i have no problem telling you so.

don't you mean my 'dumper' ?

i'm not entirely grossed out, since i'm not the one that spread some bitch's asscheeks and signed her butthole. ew, ok now i'm grossed out. pick your prize.

that's gross. i think i'd draw the line at signing brown eyes.

i have teeth. asshole.