mrs jesus

MISSUS J LOVES EVERYTHING MATT DOES! MOONLIGHT GRAHAM SUCKS!

christopher - i TOLD you - i'm not 100% into the idea of alice without layne. without layne, i will NEVER be comfortable calling them alice in chains. but like i've said, i LIKE william. i think his voice is good, and i think he compliments the band well. it does not HURT that mr cantrell does so much singing and it doesn't hurt that jerry and william sing well TOGETHER. as alex keaton said - layne's dead. it's not a matter of the band wanting to tour and layne sitting there with his arms crossed being a holdout. there's nothing anyone can do about alice without layne. so it's either accept william and realize that even though he's not layne, he does a hell of a fucking job singing his songs, or miss out on anything new the guys put out - which i personally feel would be a very sad thing. people don't stop being talented just because someone dies, and if jerry's last solo album (<3) is ANY indication of what THIS album will sound like - then it's not something i want to miss. the point is, no matter how much it hurts me to say this, while alice might be MY favorite band ever - they are not led zeppelin. they will never achieve the legendary status that led zeppelin has. alice in chains was 1/2 layne, 1/2 jerry. as long as layne stays dead and jerry stays alive, i don't feel like i'm being cheated. led zeppelin without robert plant is like pizza without cheese. it just don't fucking work, man. and mr keaton - NO axl shouldn't be calling that shit gn'r and NO billy should not be calling that shit smashing pumpkins. serrrrriously.

hahahahaha. way to go, geoff.

i wouldn't see them even with robert - not now. it just wouldn't be the same as seeing them in their heyday, not to mention i'm sure ticket prices would be through the fucking roof. but regardless of that - i think touring withOUT him is blasphemy.

it's not all that easy for me being in the us. i don't love spending $10+ for shipping on an item when i have sent countless things to canada for half that or less. it's not like the shit has to cross a fucking ocean. it just has to cross a stupid invisible line.

cool guys named ace stash their smokes in their sleeves. everyone knows this.

that's so rockabilly. i bet you roll up your shirt sleeves and stash your smokes there, don't you?

seriously. and now that i've gotten the idea of bohica as a cop in my head, i am even MORE disappointed.

you're right. i'm actually not wearing orthopedics.

well, i'm not trying to acquire free goods - i'm just trying to acquire them at a cheaper price than elsewhere. god. it's times like these that i miss saturnine.

again, it's like you are writing the story of my life.

hey, with enough makeup and glitter, a nice wig, some platforms, and a sack-tuck we could make a drag queen outta you yet!

are you the tranny that sold me the drugs, or the cab driver that told me if i ever peed in his cab again he would run me over?

this title is so misleading.

well i never.

are you my biographer?

of course.

it's a coca cola product. what the hell kinda fruitopia are YOU talking about?

no sir, it does not.

no, it says the ones in canada aren't the same as the ones we had here. wiki it, copper.

good for you. i'm poor and i can't afford to pay that much. anton, obviously i would reimburse you. i'm sure you have a paypal account, yes?

it was discontinued in 2001. thanks, wikipedia!

i remember when they used to make drinks called fruitopia. i wonder if they still make those...

which one of you fuckers is gonna buy this shit and send it to me? 'cause i am not paying $40 for it. that's insane.

ha! that was positively delightful. i've never heard of this movie. must be foreign. you fucking college kids with your artsy foreign films.