mrs jesus

i thought it was a good story, dan. i'm pretty sure that's all that matters.

oh, right. it feels like fall outside!

or you could just come to texas, where we will only have flying TRUCKS, which is nothing at all like a flying car.

ah, crap. you win. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I AM REALLY TIRED. ps will you accept letters written on harry potter stationary? not saying i HAVE any, but saying i could GET some.

i've had the U2 discussion here before. if i don't like the 763 songs i've ALREADY heard by them, there is no need to hear more. i don't like them, i'm not gonna like them, the end. the one song i might POSSIBLY like is not worth the crap i will have to endure to get there. ps nothing i listen to sucks. except maybe all the 80s hair band crap i like. BUT IT HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE SO IT DOES NOT COUNT.

well, let's not get carried away.

ok so she's totally not feeling that, but her tits look fantastic.

so defensive. i bet bono would make you share your liquor with ethiopians.

fine. maybe you can invite BONO over to partake of the liquor drawer then. SINCE YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

seriously? we're breaking up.

not so much. i enjoy them, but i fail to see how they could EVER make a greatest albums list. 'cause, let's be honest, here. they're just not that talented.

no fucking shit.

wasn't it you that added the sex pistols?

this is the shittiest 100 'greatest' albums list i have ever seen. IN MY LIFE. ps i love the person that said mother love bone, though.

lynn 5678

do your cover songs count as stuff? because if so i will leave them behind and just take everything else.

you're kind of my anti-hero.

hahahaha that's funny.

oh, sorry, i guess i forgot to tell you that i'm the exception to all rules.

i agree. one shade is enough, we certainly don't need another.

a) you don't know where i live b) like i would let you in anyway

i'm just gonna put imo at the end of my sig so i don't have to type it in every other inappropriate place, what do ya say.

it's already caused me to lose sleep the last 17 nights.

yet you're still here...

is this going to ruin your life?