mrs jesus

in MY mind, I am god. it's weird how this is the ASK GEOFF thread but you are a master at skating around questions. ;)

i meant your OWN band.

i liked it. i have a friend that is into that sorta thing - she's been trying to get me to listen to necromantix(?) and horrorpops and 12 step rebels for a long time now but i always forget. you keep mentioning your band and i re-read this entire thread today just so i could see if you'd ever posted the name so i could look you guys up. oh and because i wanted to see what questions i asked you because i'm very much into me and what i have to say. anyway, so yeah, not bad! i guess you don't have anything on cd though, eh?

hahaha, clever. you should listen to it again. listen to when i was a young girl on headphones and listen to how the guitar sounds like a snake and her voice sounds like it's trying to seduce everything in the world. listen to inside and out and tell me you don't want to shake your ass. it's all quite mellow compared to what i normally listen to, but it really IS beautiful.

it's a random fact that most of you make me want to rip my face off and slap you with it.

i think her music is sexy. it kinda makes me want to do it with myself. also - what the fuck is THIS : --//

i listened to your band today.

are you offering? see, what did i say, such a slut.

dear geoff, you are a whore. ok bye. <3, missus ps have a nice day ok

so is your mom.

did you know the mic actually orbits around him at all times?

control your caps lock, lady.

really well that's good.

that's because we play off each other well. you have to give him something to work with if you want him to shine.

you had SHRIMP for breakfast? oh, you decadent southern boy.

Steve Perry says: Have you ever peed on anyone? rather dashing says: no rather dashing says: that's disgusting Steve Perry says: What if it were someone you dislike? rather dashing says: no rather dashing says: if i had a dick, i'd pee on everything rather dashing says: but i don't Steve Perry says: Why would you if you had a weiner? rather dashing says: because i've never had one before and being able to pee anywhere without having to sit or wipe would be so exciting Steve Perry says: Wipe? Steve Perry says: Seriously? rather dashing says: um rather dashing says: shut up Steve Perry says: Man, that's lame. Steve Perry says: You guys pee out of your vaginas, right? rather dashing says: are you seriously asking me this? Steve Perry says: Yeah. rather dashing says: there's a peehole Steve Perry says: Separate? Steve Perry says: I'm not really ashamed to have never watched a woman pee before. rather dashing says: you can't tell where it's coming from anyway and yes it's separate rather dashing says: ask your mom about it rather dashing says: you're so weird Steve Perry says: Probably the best pee benefit of a weiner is that Steve Perry says: when a penis is erect, it cuts off the urinary functions. Steve Perry says: So if you have to hold it, theoretically you could just get a boner and that'd be it. rather dashing says: then how come people can pee when they have a boner? Steve Perry says: Are you referring to morning wood? Steve Perry says: Because that's different. rather dashing says: oh rather dashing says: how? Steve Perry says: It's not like a real erection, your brain's not "in the mood" or anything. Steve Perry says: Your weiner's just engorged with blood of its own accord. Steve Perry says: This is a good conversation.

only whores post naked pictures on the internet.

what a pansy.

oh adam, just do it and then SAY you were drunk.

well then, yay! i'm happy that someone else likes them now.

that's the only song i've ever heard. and i loved it when i was younger because it had a really great line in it that made me happy everytime i heard it. anyway, if someone would be nice and upload some stuff i would listen to it. (that's a hint, chris)

oooh! and the mummy was SO HOT!

yeah, i guess i did too.

hahaha. nice try, but something tells me she'd be the one demanding YOU take YOUR pants off.

everyone's a whore these days.