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That'll do for now.

I don't know... what do you have to offer? Well, first off, I've been described as 'wicked smart'. I'll be done school in May and have my Doctor of Pharmacy and start making tonnes o' money. Second, I like sports. I don't have much time to follow anymore but I know the rules and can have intelligent conversations about them. I especially love hockey but I play softball. I also run and would like to complete a triathlon and half-marathon one day. Therefore, I keep in shape. Third, I've been told I'm pretty cute. Hard to judge yourself though. Fourth, I think I'm pretty funny and if you don't you're a fucktard. Fifth, I wouldn't be all 'needy' like other girls. Seriously, we don't need to see each other or talk to each other EVERY fucking day. We would be individuals still in addition to a 'couple'. That's about it. P.S. - I hate getting flowers, they are stupid. Just do something cute for me once in a while and I'm all good. Make me a CD of my favourite music, buy me a donut, leave a message on my cell phone saying I'm awesome. You must be the perfect woman. "Hey, sir! Rich, hot, she brings me stuff? Your daughter's a total score!"

I call shotgun. I am ridiculously disappointed that nobody perverted the word "shotgun" as applied to various forms of sexual intercourse.

Emily Haines of Metric. Funy story: I met a girl at a kegger today who went to my high school, and for some reason, I thought her name was Emily Haines. Her first name actualy was Emily, though. Or she was too drunk to correct me.

What's the punishment for adding pumpkins and trick-or-treating?

From the Onion...

awwww...that's cute. You get all delusional when you're drunk. I'm the youngest of the group, and we all know your pedophilic tendencies dig that.

I call shotgun.

Beth doesn't swing that way. Unless...

Beth = coolest thing since prostitution as well.

Beth = the coolest thing since prosciutto. P.S. Prosciutto > Sliced bread.

Manhunt was a weekly event last year... don't judge capture the flag by manhunt.

I WIN!!! 678910

Google "me". He he he.

Don't listen to him, Beth. I'm a much shorter drive.

And yet if it weren't for us, whatever bumfuck place you live in would be nothing. (with the obvious exceptions of Vancouver, Alberta and Montreal).

Now that's just inhumane.

Let's see you play massive games of capture the flag and manhunt on your streets. Oh, wait, YOU CAN'T.

I would totally yell "BOOM! Headshot" in the process.

I'd rather get up close and personal.

Because we're awesome.

If Lauren's Jewish, can I dress up as Hitler and carry and easy-bake oven around?

Toronto = awesome. P.S. We're doing something like that in my dorm. There are two buildings to my dorm, and the flag gets hidden in the quads, and it's going to be massive. 300 players a side.

I'm going to be a college student. Hooray!

...being that the Flames haven't won a cup in recent memory?