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I wish hobos were as entertaining as that.

This is what happens when I watch Conan.

Okay, flip cup teams: stalin, mao, ho chi minh v. lenin, castro, che.

Who would win in beer pong: stalin or lenin?

Here's my list of things I want as gifts: scarlett johansson ninety nine red balloons (imagine the possibilities) your mother rolls upon rolls of duct tape and ample time to make proper use of them plasma tv plasmodesmata (i always seem to be running out) something proper to occupy my time with A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!!! a really really long piece of metal shitloads of booze cubane the outlawing of diet coke a full sized ski lift something i can smash good talent. preferably in smashable bottles. the ability to "chatter" idiosyncrasies on the fun side of noteworthy light speed an infinitely quantifiable root mean square velocity

I'd say it got about 20% better.

Is suspiciously pleasant.

Quit with that talk, would you?

Is awesome enough for me to want to have sex with but not actually have sex with.

My dick in a box http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&eurl= Rates about 200.

They can do things to you you can't even imagine. Like give you 25 pushups in basic.

How about I do that instead of you? K thanks.

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Wants to get roofied. So bad.

I hope you don't mind if I hate you for the rest of my life over that.

Is the coolest thing since iced tea.

The army, on the other hand, is. It's good times.

You won't find a more Canadian name for a military unit than PPCLI, though. Think about it.

First of all, "special service"? Does this service take the short bus to school? Secondly, Joint Task Force II. Is there a JTF I? What happened to it? Will that be turned into the 2nd special service regiment? God I hate this country. We have a division of the army so secretive that we're barely even allowed to know it exists and we can't come up with a cool name for it. What the fuck. And you'd think that O'Connor, a retired brigadier general wouldn't be too much into the whole changing names of units and regiments. Fuck, there's tradition behind that shit.

HOLY CRAP WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

Is easily seduced.

Is about the only thing keeping my opinion of east coast women above the zero line.

Is 15 different varieties of awesome.

Is a fan of infanticide. And therefore a righteous dude.

Your mother.