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Sparq

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  1. Vauxhall Monaro VXR Subaru WRX STi I'm a pretty big fan of hood scoops.
  2. My 2001 Chrysler Neon, complete with Flying Spaghetti Monster emblem on the back, cheap aftermarket air intake so it sounds like something more than a blender, 12v dual-tone air horns, Silverstar headlight bulbs, and and headlight eyelids of my own creation. The Neon looks like a naive, wide-eyed puppy without them, and slightly angrier with them. What I WANT, however, is a Subaru WRX. STi not neccessary, but it'd be nice. On the less practical side, a Vauxhall/Holden Monaro VXR, locally known as the Pontiac GTO ultrasex.
  3. We have people who spend their time trying to have their name on the "last post by" tag of an entire page of threads. So I wouldn't worry about it.
  4. Nobody cheats Death.
  5. I'd be interested to know what gun they have in there. Traditionally, companies tend to use an existing small arms weapon, bolt it into a box and put a mechanical finger on the trigger. Can't be all that hard to do...at least one guy has built a similar device with a paintball gun in it, a couple more with airsoft guns, and many other companies have their own robot sentry gun prototypes. Main problem would be target identification, I suppose. But I also wonder about force application...does the thing shoot a specified number of rounds and do it again if the target is still moving? Empty the magazine? Doesn't look like a belt feed, and I bet it'd be a pain in the ass to inspect and reload those things under heavy use.
  6. There's a sequel to this availalbe now. The Religion War. I have purchased it, but not yet read it. Heads up.
  7. Given a non-linear timeline situation...I would see to it that the Cold War turned hot.
  8. Ah, but in a single-branch timeline scenario, in order for you to go back and do that, you have to have done it already (in fact, you're still doing it. An infinite number of unrealised yous are constantly doing it, existing in simultaneous quantum superposition with one another, each infinitesimally out of synch with the next). Because of the nature of cause and effect, all decisions and actions are effectively preordained forward and backward towards infinity through the timeline. You may proceed with pseudo-Bohemia. Quantum temporal mechanics suggest that you're already doing it anyway.
  9. You already did. 'Aint causeality a bitch?
  10. JELLO SHOOTERS FOR ALL!
  11. It is my sad duty to tell you all that CSI sucks and always had. Sorry.
  12. Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Christ. If anything, I figured Antisocial would be High. I hate most people. And in the case of several, I'm a complete sociopath. I hope they get killed and couldn't tell you why. Then again, I'm also drunk. Neat.
  13. Defence Review Married To The Sea The Music Genome Project - Pandora
  14. While fifteen thousand tons of TNT to fake a nuclear test is unlikely, it is possible. Presumeably a nuclear reaction will cause a more immediate impulse shockwave than lots of conventional explosives piled up (the explosive propagation is much faster, like the difference between a dynamite blasting charge and a Composition-4 door strip). But it's difficult to estimate the explosive yield and nature of a blast via seismic readings anyway. Soil composition across thousands of kilometers will distort it, and it would take one hell of alot of data regarding composition and water saturation to sort that out... I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
  15. Who doesn't?
  16. By "other" I am referring to the idea that they are all terrible. Stephen Colbert said it best - they warp the minds of our children and weaken the resolve of our allies.
  17. I live on a diet which consists mostly of chemicals. I am by no means healthy. And yet, I am almost never seriously sick. So either my immune system is the one part of my DNA I didn't get screwed on, or I have managed to turn myself into a toxic, synthetic cocktail unsuitable for microbial life.
  18. I've seen pictures of urinals which are shaped and painted like...well, a huge human mouth. That's messed up.
  19. Same problem. See, I don't want to embarrass anyone... bahah
  20. What the hell is with those ones that are like, one foot off the ground? And it's not even the kid's urinal, they were ALL like that. I'm fairly sure the average male is more than four feet tall.
  21. Sparq

    Talents

    Tactical situational awareness. Which, of course, doesn't really come in handy in many situations. If you ask some of my teachers, they may tell you that I do not show up in the visible light spectrum.
  22. 1: Don't get sick. 2: If you do, take some dristan and get back to work.
  23. You're right about The Perfect Drug. It is spectacular. Something Corporate - Konstantine. I don't actually like Something Corporate, and the guy's voice is pretty annoying. But it reminds me of some things.
  24. It is. Nobody else I know agrees with me/us, however. 8/10 because I'm typing in the response window and can't remember what it is. So you get the benefit of the doubt.
  25. 10/10. The reticle confuses me because I cannot make out the details, but clearly a man is being shot. Also, the guy's face looks like lungs. Huzzah!
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