Sparq

Without a doubt.

He was probably murdered by Elvis to draw attention away from his own fake death...

Not so much There we are. Close enough.

Well, thank you. Someone needs to come up with a thumbs up ASCII combo emoticon thingy.

Clicky About 8 minutes long, but some of it is fairly impressive. Mostly in the first 3.

Yes. I am.

you don't even need a large caliber when you can do that

Huzzah! Unfortunately I'm not so up to date as I would like to be.

Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one

18 psi boost

We've talked about this, of course, but almost exclusively the Internet. Also, your poll has an Other option now.

I just watched that over at someone's apartment. Well, watched something while that was on. It sucks, but I knew that. Everything is relevant yet flawed.

So I was right. I just don't remember the Johnny Red neat bit. Beverage? Also, I'm fairly sure I had this quote before anyone else, if someone else has it now. It's been my sig for a long time. 8/10. Classic military tradition.

"Let's see how well they perform their trademark brand of hyper-literate prog rock when I'm slicing off their legs at the knee. [Pulls out light saber.] Oh yes. They will feel the pain." That said, I have heard of them but have not heard anything by them.

I don't get it, but it says 'Do it' twice, which reminds me of Starsky and Hutch. I can't remember whether that's good or bad. So - eight out of an indeterminate number of undefined things.

Shake: I hate to be a buzz kill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off. Carl: Alright fine, we'll do that. Meatwad: And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless... Robot: Unless Carl pays tribute to the elfin Elders in space. Carl: I'll do it. What do I do? Robot: You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape. Carl: Okay, how much? Robot: Sexually. Carl: Wonderful.

BLasphemy. Fruits have no place on pizza. Wait, is a tomato a fruit? If so, only that fruit has any place on pizza. However, I would be prefectly happy with a synthetic tomato substitute made of lye and recycled tires.

yes, well, technically I own only a computer and a car. And while you can fry eggs on either of those things with a degree of difficulty, that's about ALL you can fry on them.

I'm a big fan of microwaves, actually.

Why get a toaster when you could have a waffle iron?

For the record, with the exception of some very odd configurations involving less-than-reputable third-party audio drivers coded by the lowest bidder...I don't really have alot of trouble with a Windows system, using many admittedly strange MS applications. No shotgun wedding, huh?

...yet. At any rate, they certainly have their following. People can make the same arguments about Linux, but in the end it's really personal preference. She's right though, you probably won't need much in the way of AV or spyware/malware protection for the time being.

There are Mac viruses and malware. Just not nearly the same volume as Windows.

I always wanted to try to BBQ a pie. Hickory-smoked apple pie?

I don't think I've seen that one... Off the top of my head, I did recently enjoy "Wingmen" and "The Passion of The Ruckus"