Sparq

Slammed me like no other.

Yes, I did. Though I shafted the M-16 outline from the mblog. Is a mooninite.

Ditto. Praise the flying spaghetti monster

Never talks to me on em ess en either

Is our fearless leader.

Well, they say the most shrewed and intelligent person always rises to second in command.

Velvet Acid Christ - The Dark Inside Me

Slightly off topic, but... Unless I'm mistaken, I'm fairly sure that you (in the scheme of christianity) cannot be damned for ignorance. Which is how they explained the whole 'majority of the world population is not christian' thing. So basically, by being a missionary and teaching people The Way, you are actually condemning most of them to an eternity of unimaginable torment. Same thing if you teach your own children about your religion. Funny stuff. If people stopped handing it down to their kids and just made it available as an option, I'm fairly certain that most religion would die out in one generation. And no, it would not contribute to any major moral decay.

Bad Religion - The Hippy Killers

I just got e-mail from a small-time arms merchant, suggesting that my coast guard will be unable to deal with the rising threat of pirates without their corrosion-treated, polygonal-rifled barrels gracing the business end of my .50 cal machine guns. I must have made my way on to a mailing list somewhere :\

Worth it just for the 'decaying infrastructure in a doomed world' imagery. Also, Sid and some excellent urban combat. And that bit with the bike.

Chicken? That's the cybernetic ghost of christmas past...which looks like a chicken for some reason, and later made a return as Turkeytron. So, come to think of it, I guess you're right.

Huzzah! There are few things I enjoy more than pillage and the spoils of war.

Bah, forget that. If you're talking invasion here, then it's about practicality. Copy and expand on whatever works. Also, my services are surprisingly expensive.

They can't both be number one unless you're talking about different hoods.

5/10 because you should have used that other one.

Look Err, free egg. Damn yeah! For straight, for shizmum! Try having omelets now Denver! Omeletoids! Did you hear what I said Denver? Or shall I turn it up for you?

windowlicker

I could stand to be boxy brown. Or better yet, the cybernetic ghost of christmas past.

When's the last time you saw prime rib wield an edged or projectile weapon?

You couldn't handle this kind of power. It's like walking a razorwire tightrope in heavy, uncertain wind while wearing flip-flops, balancing youself with a long pole...with a cougar at one end and three hundred pounds of prime rib at the other.

Well Done. Why am I still a death eater? ;)

That's totally not the case. Well, depends on who the other person is. Lives in a city named after a combination of colour and animal.

Has not referred any poor suckers :\

Front Line Assembly - Vanished (it's close enough)