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Sparq

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  1. It all ended for me with the tragic death of the stay-puft marshmallow man.
  2. I'm on it. With you in five.
  3. KMFDM - The Unrestrained Use Of Excessive Force
  4. Sure...I'm just saying that whatever station I was watching never estimated a death toll that high.
  5. What the shit? I never heard ANYONE come up with an estimate that high. Fifty thousand? I was hearing ten thousand, worst case scenario. Anyway, I was somewhat more interested in Desert Fox.
  6. Sitting in a high school C programming class, as I recall. When it became apparent that something was happening, I believe several of us entered a teacher's lounge to get to the TV. Both planes had already impacted the towers, but I did watch them collapse on apparently live TV. I suppose in retrospect it was interesting 'watching history in the making', to use a bad cliche. For whatever reason, I was neither shocked nor particularly surprised compared to most people. I was, however, personally blamed (jokingly) for the attack at least twice before the end of the day. Some may now say that my accusers were in bad taste. I didn't really care.
  7. He's packing heat.
  8. It's not as good as it's made out to be.
  9. Your Porn Star Name is Radar McElroy Your Blues Singer Name is Enraged Jefferson Your Punk Rock Band is called the insidious blades Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is nocturnish the scissors scissors
  10. Nobody mentioned Bontempo's Slow and Low?
  11. Soberrrrr.
  12. I suspect a historically accurate movie would be boring and terrible.
  13. It's no Lethal Weapon.
  14. Was it on Spike by any chance, and horrifically censored? I do not understand the motivation behind that.
  15. That's kinda the idea.
  16. Heather, primarily.
  17. S'ok. Keep it on the MP3 player anyway, for the benefit of some humans I associate with.
  18. Tennis Ball.
  19. You don't go into a movie like that and NOT expect it to be stupid. That said, it is indeed funny, if extremely stupid.
  20. Bad Religion, to an extent - there's so much of it that alot sounds the same - but get The Empire Strikes First album, if nothing else.
  21. According to a friend of mine who worked in a call centre for some time...unless the subject specifically said "Do not call here again", the number would not be removed from their list.
  22. Uhhh...alrighty then!
  23. It was always my plan, when telemarketers called, to launch immediately into my own sales pitch for a low-yield nuclear weapon, but I don't think I could keep from laughing long enough for it to be effective. Even so, I'm sure a quick explanation explaining to the layman why MY gun-type fission devices are better than the competetor's compression-type nukes would take long enough that the person on the other end would hang up.
  24. Harvey Birdman, yes. The other two, no. Also, watch Bromwell High whenever possible.
  25. We had a computer autodialer calling us from Houston twice a day for months and hanging up instead of connecting us to anything. And as soon as we had Bell block the number, another one in Detroit started doing it. Good times.
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