Lauren

oh be nice. he's just kidding and it's stupid to let someone i only know online get to me.

i would go back and get my hair cut differently. but srsly, i don't know what i would do. maybe lost my virginity sooner...

who wants to live after an accident like that?

good. i want to see it so hook me up!

the two most influencial people in my life.

http://www.dixiechicksfans.net/pics2/dx151.jpg i like the far right one the best. i think shes the other one.

i think we could arrange that.

makes me think of stella. oh michael ian black.

do they really? i wanted to be his first...

i want him so bad.

there's got to be whipped cream. chocolate chips.. someone bring those.

i am so jealous. try to get me a date with michael ian black. or at least a hotel for an hour.

that works for me.

trent is 41 and still sexy. what's his secret?

nothing. waffle making is fun.

wait 17 days and i can make you as many waffles as you like.

i'm bringing this baby back! michael ian black is my jewish boyfriend.

yes i can. apparently, i am awesome at making waffles.

however, both trent and matt are sexy.

i wanted pancakes so bad this morning before i got out of bed. now i want waffles. but i am too lazy to get the waffle maker out. isn't waffle a great word? edit: i'm making waffles!

sexy. 98569854

what's half.com?

no one said dude, you're getting a dell but me. i guess i'm everyone?

i sure am.

it's too thick to papercut.