Lauren

nothing wrong with my values. they can have me if they want me, srsly. also, blind loyalty and patriotism are not good values.

i want to call that to hear what it says... but i'm lazy.

don't be dissin' on other peoples' style, e.

hahah i love that.

i want to marry both stephen colbert and jon stewart and have their babies.

if i had a time machine, i'd go back to yesterday and eat more chinese food. sooo good. but today i'm visiting ilse and bud so i have get ready to go.

i share a bathroom with 3 other girls. yaaaay! adam, i know i'm a wimp and/or a girl. and i know it's espresso. sometimes my brain doesn't work. chris cringle, it is actually impossible for me to be a physicist. i barely passed grade 10 science because of physics and chemistry. the transcripts conveniently living beside me says i got a 57.

you could just buy expresso like everyone else. and i don't know too many young adults that really want expresso that bad. i love anything coffee flavoured, but me and expresso have problems. and i don't know about your school but at mine, there are like 5 tim hortons on campus.

english and 8 hours away. i had to choose like the farthest university in ontario...

sounds greek.

oh, university. i need to go shopping. i have the clothes thing covered, though. i don't know where i'm going to put them all. just try to remember everything you can. if you forget somehting, go out and buy it. it's not like wal-marts stop existing once you enter post-secondary education.

my uncle has a bar right beside his kitchen. true story. once i was asked if i had gone to this certain bar because some olda folks thought i was olda. i just said no and pretended i was cool.

you betcha! but srsly, doesn't that opening paragraph sound like me?

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i'd go back and do arthur miller.

it's okay. he's not as sexy and the other mister michael.

fair enough.

i have, i just couldn't remember.

if you pay for the plane tickets... first class, bitch. christy and i don't fly economy.

deal! 1800callsam

what movie was it? and you might not remember. sometimes i forget what joel looks like and i'm in love with the guy.

it's true. there was only 1 season made, right? i have all of them on my lappy.

i can't remember what any of the guys i made out with look like...

it is. don't be a beachcomber.

don't expect me to swallow.