Lauren

dude, you're getting a dell... in your eye!

i like it.

stfu. pigs.

explainify.

have you seen the mission impossibles? he can't be killed.

what does bankai mean?

$30 dollar mascara is foolishness.

that's sexy.

i drink my alcohol out of boot-shaped shot glasses.

they are expensive. times 11 seasons.

i enjoy that.

it's never too late to get into mash, logan.

always prepared.

he was an old general and they convinced him he was crazy because he would lose a lot of men for a little bit of worthless land.

he was on an episode of mash.

i would love a lawn chair like that...

wa it when i was in the shower? because i could've swore i heard someone. now i realize my magination sometimes runs wild and i can be a bit paranoid about that sort of thing but..

i felt like crap for even considering spending $8.50.

you're so brave!

i'm not a virgin and i'm a girl on a message board. as you can see, i'm in a peticularily bad position.

i wanted to buy new mascara today. then i realized how poor i am. so i didn't. sigh.

i would think that if you were going to be out all day, you'd just move it to the fridge instead of the freezer and take it out when you get home. but once it thaws, you can't refreeze it. remember that.

i cant help it.

it will be a weak punch.

i like it rough but no punching...