Lauren

i wish you would rape me instead of him.

it's pronounces 'buh-shore-ko'

i want there to be a name for it.

by dr. bociuko. or however he spells it. george p. bociuko.

why do i deserve an award?

why isn't there a word for not virgins?

he forcibly puts his penis in my vagina. and showering makes me feel sick most of the time. i think it's the rapid temperature change.

the shower was good. i shaved my legs from the knees down because i decided to wear capris today. and the conditioner was almost rinsed out of my hair so i didn't have to do it with my hands. because that tires my arms. the appointment was also good, other than my eye doctor is sort of a creep. i cried more when he put that stupid light in my eye then i did when joel had to go home last week. but my eyes are still perfect and the doctor didn't rape me so i'm still good.

i don't know what kind it is. it's made by igloo.

see above post.

my babyfridge comes with a baby ice cube tray. too much cuteness.

but i never drink that much. i don't like being drunk. i have a serious phobia of puking.

i mean captain bj hunnicutt.

i like bj.

the seven layers aren't like degrees of badness.. they correspond with the 7 deadly sins. more or less, anyways.

i pronounce it joslyn... what do you go by?

i don't plan on drinking that much that often.

i do. 5865965

now i'm going to shower as my appointment is at 11 and i have nothing to do but avoid watching a 6th episode of saved by the bell.

i AM the party. my email address is in my profile.

i got a mini-fridge for university.

i went to sleep at lunchtime yesterday and wokeup at 10. then i went to bed at 1-2 and i woke up at 4 because i slept too much. now i am awake and i have an eye doctors appointment and maybe i will get my residenc info today so you and your friends can partay with me.

why wouldn't kirk be up for it?

ottawa friends, can we please go to quebec and go to strip clubs?

guys, he'll be in texas. i don't think he has a choice as to whether or not he wants to listen to country music and get shot. it's like a fact of life down there.