Lauren

ingrown hairs.

you are an inspiration to us all, fine and fearless leader.

you can punch my mom as long as you punch stphen harper first. there is no one i hate more.

i prefer to have completely unprotected sex. then i make sure to elevate my pelvis. it's like russian roulette without as much death.

when i get a better internet connection, you know imma get my hands on that.

top 5 favourite sex scenes in movies 1. the hillside lovin' in cider house rules. thats it.

i wanted you before you told me that.

5 favourite underwear colours: 1. white 2. red 3. black 4. pink 5. green that's just off the top of my head.

i love her. i want her ne cd but i'm poor. so no kelis for me. i also want justin timberlake's new cd. i want to bring sexy back too! p.s. i saw anton listening to that song like 10 minutes ago.

make it blow up on the kitchen table while you are taking a shower or something. p.s. i'm up again because i couldn't sleep.

make it blow up then they will replace your computer.

did it asplode?

nas is married to kelis!

that is very true.

what if the guns don't have bullets? p.s. that song came on shuffle just as i clicked on this thread. five to one by the doors.

this was started because a friend gets mad at me for listening to hip-hop on occassion but she goes to country dances and stuff. which is definately worse.

it's saturday morning. i couldn't sleep.

save a horse, ride a cowboy.

im going to have to dump all my e-boyfriends.

tim, we can no longer be e-friends.

i like my owmen with adam's apples.

i have them on the list already.

i'm going to go with rap/hip hop because at least you can dance to it. actually i like it a lot. hip hop, at least.

rob a jewellery store and tell 'em make me a grill

it sucks. i do t more like crab soccer because i don't want to pee on my pants or fall over mid-pee. both could be tragic.