RicardoObviouso

the very best thing is, he already tried to do this once... remember rich used to challenge people to video games and then rod (the spiritual advisor) would comment? that didnt last very long

those are all fuckin gold, my friend. the only words i have to get drunk by are "LAST CALL!" i think the last time i heard that i hadnt a drink in me, and my two buddies and i ordered $105 worth of drinks on last call. 6 rye & cokes 9 dr peppers 3 tanq & 7s i dont recall drinking all of them.

yeah, thats probably true anton... i saw him perform with 54-40 in or around this time in 2003 at an art auction benefitting the women and children of the downtown east side. fuck did i ever get drunk that night. i believe i asked for an "al iafrate burger" for dinner.

hes doing it so tamara can tell all her news anchor friends "i'm married to a rock star" and yeah, rabbit, he's saying "fuck... i should have just put up with matt's shit. i'm an idiot". you an see it in is eyes. and speaking of eyes... what god awful shades that lead singer is wearing. fuck.

according to critics, thats what hes been doing all along... minus the awards shows. which, ironically, he did during his "best" record.

i ask because got a pretty nasty stomache ache after, but i think it was just my mind acting up again, because as soon as i drank a mickey of jack, it went away.

creativity and craziness go hand in hand.

is it ok to use miracle whip on a sandwich, when the previously refridgerated container has been sitting out of the fridge for nearly 12 hours?

so to answer your question, adam... not good. 1 in 20 years.

thats pretty much what i said, except in layman's terms.

you guys are crazy. i cant believe those places dont have security guards. that reminds me though, my friend is steel framer and stole (he says they were "spare") a shitload of supplies (drywall, steel stud. track, cabinets, etc.) and finished his entire basement for free. he said the last time he fell asleep down there he had nightmares.

that's funny. My friends steel copper wiring from house foundations, and then take it to a junker place and sell it for $3.50 a pound. They usually get about 70-100 lbs a night though that is fucking brilliant. why arent you in on that? this post single handedly motivated me to get dressed, get out of the house and drive 15 minutes to the grocery store to buy a package of skor bars. of course while i was there i bought a bunch of other shit (totaling $155) i may or may not have needed (including a swiffer mop, ) then got my car washed on the way home. kyle comes through, once again. for the second consecutive time, my total bill at that grocery store came to a flat amount. no change. last time it was 130 or 135. CRAZY.

i think a better investment would just be 500 pennies. they probably weigh more than 1.4 lbs.

yeah. that was kinda funny. the problem with the show is that there's so many funny parts that its hard to remember them after.

is that a jofa hockey helmet the black one is wearing?

i fell asleep on the couch last night with the tv on. family guy was on and the fat guys voice creeped into my dreams.

the 1990s

i bought a dozen callaway hx-tour golf balls for $4.98 because there was no SKU for them at the store i bought them from, so i offered the clerk $5. they're $59/doz everywhere.

ohhhh, im gonna shut up

men arent biased.

i've said this before, and i'll say it again. there IS a difference between big boobs and fat boobs.

i've seen it happen. fuckin guy broke arm and dislocated his shoulder trying to stop it from tipping.

exactly...i think its rule 19i.

most golf courses hire young ladies such as yourself to drive a golf cart equipped with a beer filled cooler from hole to hole to sell to thirsty golfers. not only do you get to drive around a golf course all day in a golf cart, you get cash tips from rich men. its a good job, i'd say.

its actually part of the rules... if you ever read them.