RicardoObviouso

i saw it the monday after it came out. theatre was packed. there were more laughs from the previews than from the movie, as ryan stated, all of the good parts were employed to whore out the movie in tv trailers. if i hadnt seen tons of previews for it in the 6 months leading up to it, it would have been great.

have they ever been?

after i found this one, i lost interest.... 805056707 Once me and two of my friends were walking in the woods and my best friend and i looked at Evan and we were trying to get him to act gay so we could make fun of him about it. so i was like "i will suck ike's dick if you suck mine after" and then i pretended to suck ike off but i didnt actually do it. Evan thought i did though and the second his lips touched my dick we started laughing out asses off and Evan pulled away instantly. it was funny.

i played in milan for two seasons, but there's nothing quite like playing with a bunch of italians who play hockey because they were cut from inter.

i played with or against spezza, brule, ladd and the lynch brothers at one point or another in the last 8 years and of course, i was the only one out of that bunch that didnt ever get a contract in the nhl. total loser.

remember the tow truck driver? yeah. he got her.

t-shirt press 225GBP + 145GBP shipping 100 blank t-shirts $168 you could probably charge $20 a shirt. and the average cost would be just over $9 each to break even.

i'm the same way. family dinners are like anxiety attacks for me. not only are we in close quarters, everyone is talking to and over each other.

modify a grilled cheese sandwich maker. or look on ebay.

yeah. hes a canuck killer. that pretty much cancels out luongo.

wait til you have lots of it... then you wont hate it so much.

i hate when people hit their fork against their teeth when eating. wrinkled clothes dirty shoes thats pretty much sums it up

i totally forgot he even played for edmonton in the playoffs.

i think roloson will re-sign with the oilers. he is definetly a priority. pronger is definetly gone, and i'd even say samsonov is gone. peca is anyones guess. i agree that the flames will be lay low this off season. maybe one or two subtle changes to reinforce 2nd and third line. canucks will probably be the busiest, jovo is likely gone, morrison is gone and cloutier will be shipped as well. i say cloutier gets traded today, maybe for a draft pick and a defenseman. toronto will probably not resign allison. and thats all i have to say about them. ottawa has to deal with the fact that havlat only wants 1 yr, chara, hasek, redden and varada are all unrestricted. i do agree with ryan that this is going to be an amazingly busy offseason.

thats also true.

Mikka Noronen... forgot about that guy. forget my oulette prediction.

i still think mo goes and cloutier for sure. maxime oulette is a UFA so they'll probably resign him as luongo's backup.

bert is gone. auld is gone. allen is gone. hello roberto luongo. is this just the beginning of a huge offseaso for the canucks? i think so.

good fucking god i laughed so hard when i read that.

sorta. i had a dream in which i was at a place that i had previously dreamt about. it wasnt a recurring dream either... totally different, just ended up in the same geography. totally weirded me out when i woke up. oh, i have another one. i had a futon bed for a while when i was all into "my room is my palace" when i lived with my parents.. so i sometimes unfolded it and used it as a bed and when i did, the bar that also served as an arm rest used to get in my way (i would end up either having my feet way off the end of the bed, or my head right to end [which meant the bar was directly above my head as i slept]). in one of my dreams i sat up in bed and hit my head on the bar and not a second after doing so and waking up because of it, i sat up, and drilled my forehead into the bar.

thats hilarious. 500 cans. when i first moved on my own, a buddy and i used to drink at least three times a week (get shittered). there was this one wall in between my laundry room and the bathroom that fit 4 cases of beer perfectly across, and 6 high. the great thing was, that was exactly enough empties to get us a free case. $28.80. i'll never forget it.

not likely. samsonov, peca, devorak, rem murray, laraque, pisani, spacek and roloson are all unrestricted on july 1st. the chances of signing any three of those guys is slim to none. vancouver is in the same boat with jovo, carter, ruutu and baumgartner. park, carney and weinrich are gone for sure, and i think jovo will sign elsewhere unless vancouver shows him some respect and offers decent cash (which never seems to happen). i'd also go as far as saying morrison gets traded, and the 3rd and 4th lines get completely revamped. thats all for now.

i played that the other day and bought it on my way home (havent played since). one turn turned into like 2 hours of playing. its pretty fun. my favs are sports games from ea. nhl & tiger woods are the two i play when i actually sit down and play games. the godfather was good too, but just like hitman, i bought it then never played it.

1. what exactly is a "full serving of alchohol"? 2. two people drinking isnt as lame as one person drinking... and even that can be fun under certain circumstances 3. being a lightweight is good. being a lightweight in college is bad.

i usually am, as well. up until about 8 months ago, a mickey could last me the night.