RicardoObviouso

i bought the custom fender.... and i will never play it. but only because i dont know how.

maybe you and adam can create some fireworks of your own ;) oh, and i just committed to watching some single a baseball tonight at the best little ballpark in north america, followed by some fireworks. then i go downtown and get completely hammered for the second consecutive night. i still need to find a DD.

i get massive headaches whenever i eat chocolate. except skor bars, for some strange reason.

apparently the cul de sac around the corner from my street is having a block party. i'm gonna go there, get drunk, play with the kids and hit on the mums.

they're waifs. i'm 6'1" 190 lbs

this thread has now been red flagged by most government agencies in the world.

yeah. the one that allows you to take runs at night, with oncoming traffic and no track lights.

you had me at 19 bitchez.

that couldn't be more true.

truth or dare? truth. tell us your life story. well, let me start off by saying I wasn't born: this is what came out as a result of their attempt to abort me---- ok, stop there.

heinz 57.

the only thing about that product that works is the marketing. but really, what can you expect from a $10 scented areosol can?

i was actually trying to think of a name for the car as to add a certain appeal to the thread title... but i'm not that kind of guy

we can close this thread..... that is the best fact of all time. that and that david ortiz is the best clutch athlete of all time.

that yellow and red rainbow above the speedo thats pinned the entire time is the tach. but yeah, superchargers are hit or miss. some people love them, some hate them.

i think someone's bitter about having to share.

cant you guys hear that fucking supercharger scream? and as much as i'd love to do a bunch of crazy shit for you guys (and myself), i couldnt, as it was less than 12 hours away from a complete dealer inspection that determines exactly how much less i have to pay for the new car.

ok now try. click

finally. click!

im stepping out for a few minutes, when i get back i wll find a way to make this video happen. ps. no burnouts/donuts.

to the dealership... my new car came in today. im going to try that you tube thing.

I tried to upload, but its not letting me. if anyone can host the vid, tell me. ITS CRAZY!

a girl who works in my office is terrible at differentiating the above. it annoys the fuck out of me so much that i refuse to read emails she sends... i make her either call me or tell me in person. "tonight your client's invited me, so im going over to there place than were going go over the new plan." that is a DIRECT quote. no lie.

they are, but they get laid more frequently.

that is precisely why, when my friends picked on other kids, i didnt take part. everyone has a boiling point.