RicardoObviouso

the more you toke, the more you listen.

we beat london we'll beat france, all while wearing your wife's underpants.

i wonder what she's like in bed.

ann coulter is sexy.

random fact: if i made 50 cents for everytime you said that i would have over a dollar.

suck my golden ball

who would have guessed. and adam, fear not. the only hot gay sex that will be going on is the two ubc chickies making out at 'the pit' for you.

david suzuki is a champ. gotta love the guy.

pretty much my point. every time the thought of a tattoo enters my head, i quickly beat it out. maybe the only thing i'd do is my kids' names.

i think the only rabbit that is acceptable on a mans body is a playboy bunny... and i think thats even retarded.

you wont need money or a fake id.

after that whole bunny on the chest thing, im not sure i want to take your opinion for anything.

please reconsider. its tooo gay.

tell them you're researching schools. we can drive past ubc and sfu if you want to ease your conscience

the offer was put on the table a while back.

they run on the same frequency. but seriously, within a few minutes i can tell if a girl is clean or not.

its like a built in radar that guides me away from the whores.

i have a screening process that has proven to be flawless.

i never said they werent out there, i said i'd never encountered one.

fuck, i expected some of this....

i would have been just as shocked.

see on sunday, try on monday. thats how it goes.

my buddy used to get calls almost once a week to the day and hour from this woman who was asking for some guy. after about three weeks they started actually striking up conversation, and ended up meeting. she hung around for a while then on canada day she stole his car, showed up three days later shitfaced, at about 2am. she proceeded to fuck him in the shower, gave him chlamydia, and trashed his place. he hates when i bring that up.

ok, i tried headbutting one of the guys that works in my office and he barely even fell back. zidane has a strong neck.

well, wives are usually in control of 2/3 of your life, so its not that bad. and shes suprisingly really good at keeping the sex thing low key while on the job.