RicardoObviouso

it's not really a contest, but i appreciate you taking your time to respond.

if someone's memorable achievement is coming up with "the best insult of OTP" i'd be slightly honoured. it would have to be damn good though...

damn right. the great thing is i got another one yesterday. northlands golf course, 10th hole PAR 4 - 289 yards. i still cant believe it. a tiered downhill, caught a totally lucky bounce that sent it flying over the creek that protects three sides of the green, one bounce and into the cup. bad thing is i shot a 7 on the following hole, a par 4, that cancelled out my ace. first drive went about 260, second shot up hill (around 150 yards) played nice and straight, but about 20 yards short into the sand (shoulda gone with the 8 iron). third shot over the green, chip on, and three putt on an annoyingly hilly green.

most golf courses dont allow caddies for insurance reasons.

to clear things up. matt, ryan and megan played a few live shows together and recorded some music, likely because they toured together before and hit it off. they havent toured because matt was on a solo tour and rich isnt there because... well, solo tour. he also mentioned that he can only play so many variations of the same old songs no matter whos playing the other instruments.

that reminds me of a dream i had once that featured an apartment building that rotated to follow the sun. so if you woke up to sunrise, you also got to see the sunset. it was also that same dream that charles barkley called me to tell me that my girlfriend "would be staying with me (charles), for a bit"

yeah sometimes i incorporate my alarm clock noise into my dreams, and therefore, it doesnt wake me up.

i would have refused myself sleep after that.

yeah yeah. cocaine cowgirl. definetly not emo... just looks it.

bingo. i believe he elaborates in the book.

...and ben johnson beat carl lewis, linford christie, and calvin smith at the '88 olympics.

thats because you posted it a week after the tournament started.

yeah i was wondering why it hadn't caught on.

i took germany all the way to the quarters (we're not there yet). but thanks.

or use the sarcasm tags. [sarc][/sarc]

but last night you sai--- right. secret.

just so you all know. i'm dead last in the pool.

the lighting is emo. the guys clothes are emo, the way hes standing is emo.... its everything the title is against. so for that i give a 9er/10

there's one way... but it would probably be pretty trick and a little painful. kirk, although i rely heavily on the knotch count and bank balance at times... i DO have other defenses in my arsenal. but thanks for the segway.

thats so weird.

adamesque

are you "uncovering pharmaceutical companies" or praising them?

the other night i had a dream that a buddy of mine and i bought a restuarant franchise and were going to start it up... but at the same time i got offered a job as a train conductor. so i went for the train conductor interview, but it just consisted of me actually operating a VIA rail passenger train. in the dream i witnessed a group suicide in which a bunch of people in a huge van drove it into a lake and sat in it while it slowly sank. when the train ride stopped, i got out and saw a police officer laying plastic sheets over a couple dead bodies. i was standing across the street beside my car and my "girlfriend" in the dream refused to come with me. we got back to the restuarant and i took my buddy outside (which was magically part of a rain forest) and told him that "i knew this was going to happen, so i quit" and he said "YOU KNEW WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO QUIT???" then i walked back inside and my "girlfriend's" friend (i remember her name to be Penny) came up to me and said "you're single" i asked my girlfriend why and she said "because penny wants me to break up with you" then the dream ended. the funny thing is, i tried to remember the dream in full when i woke up, and i am fairly certain the restuarant we were going to open was chuck-e-cheese.

you forgot to mention the fact that they also found a crack pipe, crack residue and "love stains" "uhh, keep the van"

its where everything that was stolen from the homes and cars of people in the lower mainland shows up.