RicardoObviouso

i ended up staying at my office until around 11:30 last night trying to finish off that corporate bullshit. annbella passed out on the couch and i ended up falling asleep at my desk. i guess she woke up and saw me asleep so she came to my desk and started talking to me. subconsiously i could hear what she was saying but it wasnt registering in my head. then i woke up and said "what did you say?" she laughed and said "nothing". i said "did you say 'do you love me?'" and she said "yeah. i love you. do you love me?" and i said "yes". i dont know why. i walked her to her car watched her drive away then went home and passed out. this morning she sent me a message at around 6:30am (she knew i was on the course) saying "do you remember last night... i cant wait to see you" i think i'm gonna sleep with my assistant tonight.

i've found myself watching a bit more tv than usual lately. and ive noticed A LOT of funny commercials. theres always new ones so they're hard to remember, but i was just thinking about a honda one where theres a salesman crouched down beside a guy in a honda indy car and hes revving the engine. he has a HUGE smile on his face and says "how much?" the salesman says nonchalantly "5 million" and the guys face just drops. he says "does it come in blue?" as an obvious cop out, the salesman says no and the guy reacts as if he doesnt want it then points and says "how about that one?" then the camera pans over to some mid size suv. i get a kick out of it, but theres tons more... anyone else have one off the top of their head?

this should DEFINETLY be in a different section. possibly even a different forum.

vogue...

the boston red sox

i think she wants me to say "love". she's coming around. (i dont know what it is)

invent - to produce or contrive something previously unknown innovate - to begin or introduce something new and by light beer everyone would assume you meant light as in tastes like water but gets you shittered. aka coors light, bud light, etc.

someone sticky this thread. i LOVE its progression.

INVENTED? i believe innovated would be the correct term, considering they just altering a substance that has already been invented. check this out... i dont want to start a new thread because new threads are funkin ghey. first thing this morning my secretary is lying on my couch in my office (i took the day off from that stupid coporate job i agreed to) and she looks over at me with those sexy eyes and smile and says "evan, if you could say one word to describe how much you like me, what would it be?". i refused to answer, and that was it until 20 minutes ago she calls me on the extension line and says "sp do you have an answer for me?' i'm stumped.. what should i say?

its teased like my aunt's who is still living in the 80s. i hate that woman.

horsefucker

i feel dirty watching that show. his hair scares me.

jet..... (this reminds me of acting 101)

i agreed with that sentiment until roloson got hurt. now i'm thinking carolina in 5.

never driven one, but i've heard ALLLLL about them. definetly a sweet ride. its a sleeper, and i like that. definetly the best volvo has ever done. the day people realize how fun an automatic CAN be, is the day driving even the laziest sedan becomes more fun. the first car i EVER drove was automatic, and i drove my mum's autos until i bought my first car, so perfected how to make it go fast as fast as possible real quick. if that made any sense.

the only way i would ever crash was if someone hit me.... i know my limits and i respect myself and my car too much to ruin it.

highway entrance ramp - the only place i can put the hammer down and feel the pure power of my car without hearing the wrath of my passenger. if anyone lives in the lower mainland you have to try this... going over the port mann bridge westbound, accelerate and take the firts exit after the bridge, it becomes a very narrow single lane off ramp that banks down hill then cuts up and to the right after approx 60 metres onto an overpass and into your own lane (so no worries of slowing down to merge)... then after about 80 meters the road takes you into an 270 degree interchange that you can easily do 80km/h on (or faster if you have good tires... its spin-out-able) it slopes down slightly to the right then underneath the overpass you were just on, up slope to the left and onto the highway into your own lane. its an amazing little "course" that i detour onto when coming back from that side of the bridge through coquitlam. i then take the next onramp back on to #1 into vancouver. i'm going to try to get one of my buddies with a steady hand to ride shotgun and record it on video for all who cant experience this excellent engineering.

there was only one fat chick, and she was fully clothes and piss drunk. everyone else was basically in underwear. it was really fucked up. so i'll spare the details.

its not in first gear. its in 1st Drive gear. you'll get a faster launch if its in the actual first gear because thats where the torque is. automatics are tuned to be able to function without having to shift. D is basically the last few rpms of 2, all of 3 and all of 4. if you were to start a car equipped with a manual transmission in 2nd or 3rd gear, you'd still be able to go, but there would be very little torque to pull you. whereas if you start in 1st and floor it, you'll get nothing but wheel spin because its ALL torque. so my point is this... if you want a faster, more powerful launch, you have to start in 2nd gear then upon redline (or whenever you want to shift) throw it into D.

i went to a sex party once.... what a weird scene.

No, the 3 setting keeps the transmission from shifting up into fourth. thats what i meant when i said "3 and D are the same thing" the only difference being D will shift you into 4th automatically. hence the "automatic transmission". sp like i said if you want faster launches you have to start in a lower gear. and of course if you put the hammer down on the throttle you'll redline.

yeah. i was elaborating on yours.

UPDATE: i decided to bite the bullett and do a recap.... i got to the 19th page then accidently pressed the back button, losing everything. someone else do it.

bikini wax quality control officer. "just a random check ma'am, nothing to worry about"

plus you'd probably figure out the scientific explaination for it and master the game before trying it. go ahead with that funkin project.