Interview The Person Below You

[ecnarf]

The Sound of Music.

 

What?

[Disestabulistic]

Lord of the rings.

 

Have you ever heard of the author Neil Gaiman?

[no yu begin wher i end]

No.

 

What?

 

Nothing.

 

How much snow is on the ground where you live?

[Disestabulistic]

In the words of Douglas Adams: None at all.

 

Who is the scary person peering in the window beside me?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Dick Cheney.

 

 

What's your favourite Bush-ism?

[ecnarf]

Misunderestimate. It's a classic.

 

Do you find it funny how the guy is the only member of his family with a Texan accent, even though he was born in Connecticut?

[shenanigans87]

Hilarious!

 

Best place to meet guys?

[WalrusMeat]

A gay bar.

 

 

Coke or Pepsi?

[Shiri]

Coke. Diet Coke. 007.

 

Are cellphones the root of all evil?

[Ravenous itchy]

No, that would be selfishness.

 

Why am I the best?

[WalrusMeat]

You're not. You just think you are.

 

 

 

Why are we so closed minded?

[Disestabulistic]

Define we.

 

We are people so general?

[Shiri]

Because that's how our brain works.

 

What's your favorite country in the whole world?

[Disestabulistic]

Mongolia.

 

Is photoshop not wonderful?

[WalrusMeat]

No it's not.

 

What's worse, wet cat food, or wet dog food?

 

(Wet, as in, from the can)

[garsk]

cat food, i dont like fish

 

how come my room-mate and her boyfriend can not clean up after themselfs?

[shenanigans87]

Maybe they're too busy going at it....I dunno... ;)

 

Should I major in Sociology or Communications?

[Shiri]

Sociology.

 

Do you know what CCTV is?

[bobbyshane]

if i do it's lost within my empty head...

 

when did you first notice the rash?

[WalrusMeat]

When you took your pants off.

 

 

Is paranoia a state of mind, or being?

[Disestabulistic]

I suppose a state of mind, but I'm not at all sure.

 

Why did the car battery have to run out today?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Your car battery is a mean little fuck.

 

Half empty of half full?

[shenanigans87]

Half empty, I'm a pessimist...

 

Favorite film director?

[bobbyshane]

m. night..

 

what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

[jmwilson529]

duh... 42 =)

 

 

 

what's the difference between a duck??