Interview The Person Below You

[guitarchick]

I took some vitamins.

 

But the last medication was a horrible anti-depressant.

[little miss sunshine]

You didn't ask a question guitarchick. Last medication I took was ibuprofen for a migraine.

 

Why do my parents love my brother more?

[Jarrod]

because he has a penis. easy as that.

 

 

are you on cocaine right now?

[Disestabulistic]

Nope, just acid.

 

Are you cold?

[garsk]

nope

 

 

did a cow really jump over the moon?

Edited January 5, 2006 by garsk

[Azalroth]

Only because the "witness" was on a hallucinogenic

 

 

Why does Life hate me so?

[Spritzup]

Look at your avatar... that's why.

 

Why do I need to come up with a question?

[garsk]

so someone can answer it, and you can feel loved

 

favorite kind of cheese?

[Azalroth]

Swiss....

 

Who likes cuddling?

[Spritzup]

For the last time, no I will not cuddle with you.

 

Who likes me?

[Azalroth]

Not many....if any

 

Does Spritzup suck cock for bus fare and walk?

[Spritzup]

Yes, why would I take the bus, do I want to degrade myself.

 

Ever seen 2 identical snow flakes?

[Shiri]

I haven't seen many snowflakes in my life. So no.

 

Why girls always make you feel guilty?

[garsk]

because they are mean people, and you shouldnt hang around mean people

 

 

when am i going to get my 15 minutes of fame?

[rebellious_L]

whenever you enter a lame reality tv show or make an ass of yourself on some lame website that stupid people watch.

 

Why is your mom so good in bed?

[Azalroth]

Cause she learned from your Mom.

 

Must people be idiots when it snows?

[Seanathon]

It's a rule, especially for drivers. They have to pretend they've never driven in the stuff before.

 

 

Speaking of which, how come it's only snowed like, once this winter?

Edited January 6, 2006 by Seanathon

[Disestabulistic]

A) if you like snow, it is to spite you

B) if you don't like snow, it will snow very much soon

 

Why is there so much work to do?

[WalrusMeat]

Because we're all lazy, and let it pile up over the holidays.

 

Why doesn't my socials teacher beleive me when I say my homework will get done eventually?

[Spritzup]

Cuz both you and I know it won't.

 

Why am I so poor?

[garsk]

cause you quit your job at blacks photography

 

why can i remember where i live?

[WalrusMeat]

Because you havn't been drinking enough.

 

Is a white lie, to pass time until you're good at something okay in a relationship?

[Spritzup]

Nope, never. Be honest, it's best in the long run.

 

What should I do tomorrow?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Read a good book.

 

 

What's your favourite musical?

[Disestabulistic]

Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail, if that counts.

 

What's your favourite dessert?