Interview The Person Below You

[Azalroth]

duh... 42 =)

 

 

 

what's the difference between a duck??

The difference between duck and what?

 

Why are women such bitches to nice guys? Why do nice guys finish last anyway? (two questions I guess)

[Ravenous itchy]

People in general like to take advantage of others for their own selfish reasons. Nice guys don't always finish last, they just have to find a nice girl.

 

do nice girls exist?

[Sparq]

They are elusive, rare, and often covert, but yes. Unless it's just the one....

 

Where has my head gone?

Edited January 25, 2006 by Sparq

[no yu begin wher i end]

The freezer.

 

 

When's your first exam?

[Katastrophina]

Yesterday. Math. It was massively assy. ;)

 

What ever happened to Mike Bullard?

[shenanigans87]

He's locked in my basement...

 

If you could bring someone back from the dead, who would it be?

[Shiri]

Umm... John Lennon, curious to see what the music world would be like.

 

Who was the hottest US president?

[sea.change]

George W. is pretty hot.

 

 

Why do some 50 year old men hit on 13 year old girls?

[josiegross]

because they're perverts.

 

 

 

 

why does ANYONE who isn't a 14 year old boy hit on 13 year old girls?

[garsk]

because we're perverts.

 

 

 

what is the greatest way to skin a cat?

[supercanuk]

you shouldn't skin cats so i wouldnt know

 

Who is garsk....? Garsky?

Edited January 26, 2006 by supercanuk

[Sparq]

Correct.

 

Is Cisco Systems actually planning to hold he world hostage by seizing control of the internet after we're all fully dependant on it?

[supercanuk]

yes

 

will the internet ever be free?

[Jarrod]

negative

 

will someone drill a hole into my nose to realieve the pressure of snot?

[Azalroth]

I can give ya a drill.

 

Why do nice girls always go for the assholes?

[Spritzup]

Because assholes are cooler. They have motorcylces and leather jackets.

 

Why don't I have a motorcycle or a leather jacket?

[Azalroth]

Cause your not either A: an ass or B: not cool

 

Why is trance up lifting?

[supercanuk]

the beat of the music goes to the beat of you're heart

 

why do i like trance?

[Sparq]

Because my influence spreads like ebola in a daycare.

 

Where's the beef?

[Disestabulistic]

Beef stopped existing 50 years ago.

 

Why do idiots form the majority of people?

Edited January 27, 2006 by Disestabulistic

[Azalroth]

because us smart people don't wanna kill the idiots because they are our pawns.

 

Is a murder really that mysterious?

[Sparq]

Depends how you do it. Ruthlessness and creativity are rewarded.

 

Who threw that?

Edited January 27, 2006 by Sparq

[Azalroth]

Me...it hit you didn't it

 

Why do I feel so alone?

[ecnarf]

'Cause I'm not there with you, man.

 

Why do I feel so alone?

Edited January 27, 2006 by ecnarf

[no yu begin wher i end]

Because you are alone.

 

CFL or NFL?