Prometheon

I'm a really big fan of the Elise.

Whipping Boy - Train

And Kyle's intimidation factor climbs ever higher.... I took 2 months of tai kwon do (the most McDojo populated martial art of them all).

Hahahahaha nice. Though Chinese dragons have never been as 'cool' to me as westernized ones. They're too serpentine and have those weird whisker things...

The Chinese also invented ice cream, I believe. Though I may be incorrect on that one.

Pizza was not actually invented by the Italians, but by the Chinese. The italians merely added certain toppings to it.

At any given point of time, there are at least 4 people eating a Kit Kat bar (the world's most popular chocolate bar).

Don't forget "of course don't have any STDs!"

oh my god that's horrible. I'm so sorry to hear that. I honestly can't read stuff like this, it just gets to me, so I'm not looking at this topic anymore, but I express my deepest sympathies with anyone else who posts stories.

Yeah exactly. It's a huge combination of all of our food becoming complete and utter shit, and people leading very sedentary lifestyles.

This topic makes me extraordinarily sad ;):( Sydney, I hope the other one pulls through.

Take it to the Limit - The Eagles

Lord of War with Nicholas Cage. I really really enjoyed it.

No, I meant that it was going to be amazing. I can't wait for Snakes on a Plane.

Well, I was a 'little drunk' last night, yes. But you should have seen my friend Brandon. Wow. I havven't seen someone that drunk in a long time. I had to take my belt off and put it on him, as his pants kept falling down, and for me to do that, someone else had to hold him up so he didn't crack his skull open on the ground. Then when we finally got him home, he couldn't remember his garage code. It was an interesting evening, but I had a great time all in all.

Jet Black New Year - Thursday

Yeah, 'm eally sorry for all of my slightly inane posts. I would edit the spelling, but for some reason I can't. I think that if someone quotes your post, you can no longer edit it or something.

I dunno man, I jsutf eel liek it shwioed the 'human' side of Peetr Parker. like when he ruined his laundry wehn washing his suit. Just brillaitn.

Of coustrebwe sad 'yes', pciekd ghim up, walekd him home and thent oom liek 20 minutes fugureing out his goddaamn garage code.

You say that as if snakes on a plane isn't goignt o ebt eh greaest cinematic achievemtn fo all time.

exactly! I'm glad someone agrees with me. So friggin Brandon runs away somewhere ssying somethign about soccer, nad then we fuind him face down ina d tich while wthis couple walking their dog are l;ike 'do you know this guy?'

I fuckinhg hate when you and your drunk buddies have to fucking split wasya dn it's only 1:30minteh mrnigj! what's up with that BS? completeryl uncalled foir!

I'd just get a Corolla

hahahaha that's awesome, cuz me and the guy I went with contemplated doing that, but eventually decided against it. But come Snakes on a Plane we WILL be throwing rubber ones around.

I used to bus a LOT in the winters, but now that I can drive, I have to say that it's a million times better. Though in the summer, I prefer biking to both of them.