Prometheon

Heh, well sorry for misjudging you then. I'm also a friggin cat fanatic, though I don't have any anymore, due to stupid parents bitching about their allergies.

We put the "F U" in fun.

I'm glad you guys are getting some enjoyment out of these, cuz god knows I am. I can't remember the last time I've laughed so much. Also, no, I did not just learn the word fag. It's a fage, man! I dunno what fages were, but I'm guessing some big evil monster or something.

Yeah, definately naked.

OH yeah. A giant one, which is why I find them so goddamn funny. Up untill grade 6, I was the loser that the LOSERS would pick on, and then I kinda upgraded to just a regular loser (but at least I had friends) and now I'm just a normal guy.

Oh man. I'm at my grandmas, and we're cleaning out the basement playroom. During this arduous task, I come accross an old binder and curiously open it up. I discover a notebook full of a whole series of short stories I called the 'Pig Files', as well as a few illustrated series, such as the four part 5 Dragons series, and the three part Laser Man series. HILARIOUS stuff. Here's a page from Laser Man #3: And here's the cover of 5 Dragons #2 and the main bad guy: And finally, here's a few of the funnier episodes of 'The Pig Files' (with bad spelling left intact): The Pig files part two His partner sade well you deserve it. You wher a fage any way. So he went away. And the body roted. And the partner said bye jerk head. But the body had a Alien inside of it. And the thing came out. The Alien shiveld up and died. It had no purpes like everything in this world. From what I gather reading all of these, a fage is some evil monster. I just LOVE the ending. It had no purpes like everything in this world. Pretty fucking bleak for a kid. This one is kinda stupid (the one after is way funnier), but whatever: The Pig files II The pig was now Fage Pig Man. Fage Pig Man can control guys who are fages. He farted and the smell made him fall on his back and die. His new partner sade you are a fage fage pig man But the smell was still thar he turned green fell on his back and died. The wholl uivers cracked apart. From the smell. The end. And this one is my favourite, and actually made me laugh my ass off s I was reading it: The pig files 4 In the next universe the aliens said nothing but dame. dame dame dame dame dame dame dame dame! Pig fage man was pissed he didd'ent like hearing nothing but dame it's annoying so he barfed and the aliens went insane Finally, here's a page of The Pig Files:

6/10 You look mean in that picture. Like you'd enjoy murdering a newborn kitten or something.

Wow, very nice. Thanks a lot. Edit: I tried to figure the words out, but the quality isn't good enough to hear the enunciation in a lot of parts.

That makes it sound like you guys are in some kind of disturbing combination between a circle jerk and a race.

I enjoyed the penis joke. The KM thing was utterly pointless (which I guess was the point), which brings me to your orignal post: So...it's your blog. Uh...cool?

Thanks, I edited those changes in. Anyone have any idea what he says after "We moved to france"? It honestly doesn't sound like words to me. Urgh. And I can sort of see where the above poster is coming from. Tge lyrics aren't really great, but whatever. It's a deeply personal song, and he obviously just wrote it when feeling down, and didn't put in a ton of time to perfect/edit it. That's cool with me.

My fav so far: Z.A.N.Z.I.B.A.R.: Zombie Assembled for Nocturnal Zoology, Immediate Battle and Accurate Repair

(VERY rough): On the plane, soon we're over the sea Above the rain; the bottle(?) sets me free I turn to stone and fall back in my seat The cuts are gone, and somehow I'm still bleeding You know it's true There's nothing I can do and you know it's true there's nothing I can do You know it's true There's nothing I can do about you. We moved to france ...? Get a house Pretend to live in peace Paint the walls Blackin out your face Stalk the halls And move into the basement You know it's true There's nothing I can do you know it's true there's nothing I can do Pick a fight It's just you bein` right Walk away there's nothing I can say You know it's true There's nothing I can do about you So don't you mind the gap when you leave There'll be time enough to turn tail tomorrow Don't you mind the gap when you leave Broken up; like a tanker on the rocks Not made of much I'm like the Cubs against the Sox On the plane soon we're over the sea I fall asleep; convinced that I ain't really You know it's true There's nothing I can do you know it's true there's nothing I can do Pick a fight It's just you bein` right (??) Walk away there's nothing I can say You know it's true There's nothing I can do about you So don't you mind the gap when you leave There'll be time enough to turn tail tomorrow Don't you mind the gap when you leave

SOAD helped get me into 'better' (IMO) metal bands like In Flames, Iron Maiden, Sonata Arctica, Dark Tranquility, and Kamelot.

Yeah, whoever conveted it to MP3; put it up!

Man it sounds really cool (a little repetitive), but the quality is really bad, and I can't really undertsnad some of it ;)

Mine sucks. Operational Worldwide Exploration Neohuman.

I know it wasn't the best, but I still had to say it. Bite me.

Your pussy is gonna eat you? But usually it's the one that gets eaten....

I feel you Lauren, trust me. My bedroom is actually HOTTER than it is outside. I'm sweating just by sitting her. It's disgusting.

I don't buy it. Probably some artificial lemon-juice equivalent.

I think they're pretty shitty overall, but Toxicity or their self-titled were the best. I'd define them as 'gateway metal.' They're the band you listen too to cut your teeth on before you get into better stuff.

Or the occasional racial slur/sterotype when it is obviously in jest.

McDonalds apple slices are creepy though. They're sliced....but they don't turn brown. Slice up a normal apple and it turns brown in minutes. What are they doing?

SWW for me. The live performances of it just push it over the top for me.