Dan #3

Good for you, preventing two of the most prominent and influential stories from falling into their grasp. Nothing like censoring shit. It worked for the Nazi's and their book burning gatherings. You book burning Nazi.

Lucky Number Slevin. Different than I was expecting, I figured out most of the plot before it happened, but I really enjoyed it.

Hip Hop Animosity - Mike Birbiglia

The Revolution will be greasy.

Maybe a new religion that has the great leader(s) as it's deity(ies). What's better than having absolute power? Having absolute power and being worshiped.

Eagle Eye

While true, I don't think that we bad-ass bourgeois should succumb to such a downfall.

What's garsk going to re-educate people for? How to fuck up short form with possessives, or lack of Capitalisation? In my vision of the New World Order correct conjugation is key. Oh snap.

The following would be needed; - Ninjas. Never know when you need a quick assassination. - Voodoo Priest/Priestess. Never know when you need a quick re-animation after an enemy ninja assassinates your figurehead. - Shotgun. Never know when you need to quickly kill some zombies after a voodoo re-animation ceremony goes horribly wrong.

I dunno, man. Another movie where he's being pursued by M-I6? What's the count on that, two movies? Three?

Bela [Live] - Phil Keaggy

The "future" in 'All Good Things' was just a possible future, there's a throw away line at the end of the episode about how Picard told the crew what happened in the future and Data (at least I think it was him) posits that the reason was because it was only a possible future. Besides, given the grandfather effect, that future would no longer exist in their timeline.

I for sure could have done without the subway scene (with the exception of the fight part, 'cos it was badass) in Spidey 2. I did not need to see Peter crowd surfing in the Jesus pose. I was going to do Star Wars, but then I realised I don't have seven hours to point out all the things wrong with the prequel trilogy. Star Trek: Nemesis. 1) No driving around on an alien planet in a dune buggy. Completely unnecessary and cheesy. 2) Expand the wedding scene. I love watching these characters interact in non-life threatening situations and seeing Wesley Crusher sitting next to his mom (in a Starfleet uniform no less) without explanation bothered me to no end. 3) Do away with the cloaked ship being able to fire weapons whilst clocked. Didn't need a Wrath of Khan redux, thank you very much. 4) The Remans were the most pointless alien addition to the Star Trek Universe. In their place a sub-plot following Spock's Unification efforts would have made much more sense and would have fit more with the existing storyline.

Adama Falls - Bear McCreary

Spider-Man 3; 1) Venom is only set up in this movie. Eddie Brock introduced as well as the symbiote, but they don't merge until the very end of the movie - setting up a decent Venom story for Spidey 4. Topher Grace is perfect for the role as far as I'm concerned, just needed to be way more buff. Much more by the end of the flick. Also, Brock would be given a more hateful outlook instead of love-lorn based initial hatred of Parker. Play up the sociopath in his "relationship" with Gwen, instead of it being a throw away line of "we went on one date." 2) Harry's extremely sudden change of heart towards Spidey/Peter is not an immediate thing brought on by his butler going; "btw ur dad wuz a jerk and peterz rite lolz." He would find a video diary and other pieces of evidences that lead him to deus ex machina Spidey's ass. 3) No emo-Peter. No fucking walking down the street snapping his fingers and pointing at the bitches. No random Moulin Rouge number in the middle of the movie. The symbiote should have made him more reckless, heartless and ruthless towards his loved ones and the criminals he beats down. 4) Gwen Stacy dies by Harry's pre "i luvs my bff again" hand, sending symbiote laden Peter down a spiral of brutality and alienating his loved ones as stated above.

Southland Tales: a) Hire a new writer to write an entirely different screenplay that holds nothing in common with the original. b) Hire a new director who has talent. c) There is no c) because a) and b) would give the viewer a fighting chance to see something that's not the biggest piece of shit in cinema history.

Because some people have anuses that are far too tight for their brains to properly function.

That kinda shit has happened and happens and will happen all the time. As terrible as it is, it's fairly tame when you compare it to the atrocities that occur around the globe. Pretentious statement aside, the decapitation bit is fairly badass.

That awful cover of Running for Home by that chick from a thread somewhere in here.

I've never seen a dog with a beak, so the "general consensus" seems to me as utter bollocks.

It looks like it's flipping us the bird with it's right middle finger.

It's a baby Unas.

Cauliflower.

If they are I don't see an entry wound from where it was executed, hitman style.