Dan #3

Don't bother entering the raffle, it's always won by some kid of the Mayor. - Bus Driver's Song - Flight of the Conchords

Draw Locutus. Resistance is Futile.

Hancock. The worst third act in a movie that I've seen in a very long time. The movie needed more Jason Bateman and - I can't believe I'm saying this - less Charlize Theron.

I would love to see a show like this. The Star Trek Universe is well established enough that a good character show could be feasible.

That has more in common with an epileptic episode than anything.

I just my friend hooked on the show and when I told him he'd have to wait until January for the final ten episodes he snapped. I laughed, but also cried, 'cos I've gotta wait that long too.

What's up, James?

I went to a school called Samuel de Champlain(I use an old coffee mug with the school's logo on it as an ashtray). It is a French Catholic school, I am french and I say it is funny.

I just saw this on Gateworld myself and nearly shed a tear.

The occasional song substituted that theme for the ever popular soccer-mom gangbang scene.

That explains a bit.

I had a dream that I was nailing Lindsay Lohan and then I woke up with herpes. That's obviously a lie, because who dreams of nailing Lindsay Lohan anymore? I actually can't remember the last dream I had.

Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows

Places with a lot of people, such as airports, hospitals and Marineland. Last year I had a panic attack at Rib Fest, fucking Rib Fest, man.

I'm honestly surprised at the brazen hatred towards this album. I mean, I'm usual the first on the fuck [whatever makes alot of money] bandwagon, but I adore this album. It's the first Weezer album that I've loved since Pinkerton. The Angel and the One is a fantastic song to listen to while stoned and it's still fucking great sober. I'd say it's my favourite Weezer song. The album is just fun with a dash of weird tossed in for good measure.

You said everything I was going to say. When Hulk said "Hulk Smash!" and then followed through on his declaration of said smashing I admit, I clapped a little with a dopey smile pasted on my face. Edit - High Fidelity is number one on my All Time Desert Island Top Five Movies and I'll agree that the book is better.

When I first read about it I immediately looked up another news source to double check. I always thought he was too anti-conformist to die.

Urgh. Humourless douches like you is why I stopped coming round here.

I think most of you are missing the point. While a finger, yes does occasionally point, the finger isn't the point. The point is, I got her aroused specifically with no intention of satisfying her. I got her aroused, turned my back to her and went to sleep. It's an asshole thing to do. And that's why it's comedy gold.

It was one of the natures. I'm not saying I'm some kind of mean sexual gaia.

Didn't you read the part where I said it was one of the many things I did? Or did you conveniently miss that part?

While that may be true, it probably won't stop me from doing it again in the future.

Unless you're an agoraphobic health nut.

Well, no one's ever broken up with me, I've always been the dumper and wanted to know what it felt like to be the dumpee. I like to think of the experience as sociological experiment gone awry. I did eventually break up with her though. Plus, in retrospect [and at the time] the whole 'relationship' was pretty goddamn funny.

I don't know, I was asleep.