Dan #3

I was really hoping for a) a fire to break out or b) for the bike to slam into the wall.

Sounds like it'll be back soon enough (at least in internet terms of soon).

Am I the only one that thinks that the bald guy (at least the without all the tattoos) comes across as slightly mentally handicapped/roid dumb?

I think that show is mildly humourous, but the canned laugh track gives me choke-a-bitch-syndrome.

Actually, that was a random message I got. Though, now that you mention bash.org, I'm probably going to end up spending an hour reading the funny.

That would be a one hot porno. Watch the VP of the free world suck and fuck her way to the... second place to the top.

So, yeah. I'll bet he'll just broker the sale.

Televators - The Mars Volta

James Bond promotes gun violence, so says MAMA.

An old flash video that some guy thought was a good idea to put on Youtube.

Ironical.

I'm proud to say I know 95% of the lyrics from Once More With Feeling. I've also been known to put on the soundtrack and sing along to it at random intervals.

I don't usually feel as if I'm the smartest person in the room. Most of the time, I know that I'm the smartest person.

The Clone Wars. I could not have been more indifferent to a film, which is surprising, 'cos it's fucking Star Wars. I loathe the new Padawan. I swear to God if I hear her say "Skyguy" or "Artooey" again I will murder a village of orphans. All the good action sequences, which is pretty much all a CGI world is good for in the Star Wars Universe, were in the trailer. If you've seen the trailer, congrats, you just saved 10 bucks on the movie ticket.

I worked in a corn field. Picking corn. Off of corn stalks. Long, early and wet hours of bending and lifting. Though I did get to drive a tractor, which was awesome. Plus, all the free corn I could eat. Raw corn; surprisingly tasty.

It was Jesus' second coming and everyone was raptured to the internets.

To each their own, I feel that Stargate keeps getting better and better as the years progress. Season Four of Atlantis and the SG-1 movies in particular.

We need to bring Hatred back[again].

If you didn't buy the book because you're actually afraid of being put on some government list, then you are an idiot. And a coward. All you're doing is allowing yourself to become part of a conspiracy of one.

Sounds too much like Stargate: Voyager for my tastes.

Kinda good news; http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=2&id=58972

Sitting means ass cheeks spread which means the third eye is exposed to easy wiping. Any residue on the cheeks would be easy to clean up. Standing means I make a joke about Klingons chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool around Uranus. It's just logic. Seeing as how certain females like the wang to be clean for oral pleasurings, I'm sure they would also like the anus clean for that other kind of oral pleasurings.

I don't think Space has shown any of Season Four yet.

On the Dan Scale of Colonoscopy to Good, Eureka rates a 2.5.

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=0&id=58910 With Battlestar also ending (starting) this January, does anybody else feel a frosty future of lack of good sci-fi on the horizon?