Dan #3

The ad right now is some pink banner with a pregnant bitch. I don't think you want that gift.

Yes she is. Plus, she smokes cigarettes which means she's a cool person.

Oh, that's a diss.

X-ty; the world's first urethra fucker.

Sitting is the better than standing in 90% of things, ass wiping included. P.S. I miss The Lance Krall Show. His Walken is dead on.

This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed - The Mars Volta

I smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Exactly, there's only so much So You Think You Can Dance I can handle on a daily basis. (read; two seconds of it)

I hate the Olympics. Every two years it fucks up either the summer or the winter broadcast schedule. I would much prefer watching repeats of shows I like than any sport. That being said, go Blue Jays.

Diary of the Dead Best Romero - and therefore zombie - movie ever. More of a character piece than a blood bath of zombie heads blowing up.

Dethjingle - Dethklok

Inertiatic ESP - The Mars Volta

The Mars Volta Discography just finished and currently the Dethklok Discography is downloading.

Fucked if I know.

All Together was recorded during the Audio of Being Era and officially released(after years of floating around the internets for free) on iTunes to coincide with the release of In A Coma.

Chuck is good times. I passed out last night watching CSI:NY, the best of the CSI shows.

God Hates A Coward - Tomahawk

I think I'm the only person that wasn't blown (away) by The Dark Knight. I mean, yeah, Heath Ledger was great as The Joker, while far superior to Jack Nicholson's Joker, I don't feel it's Oscar worthy. Just 'cos the fucker's dead doesn't mean that I'm going to give him the "best.performance.of.all.time.he's.so.awesome.so.sad.he's.dead" bit. The only thing that remotely surprised me was that; SPOILER (Highlight to View) Rachel got blowed up rather than deus ex machina'd. I honestly prefer Batman Begins.

Beef Ravioli and a slice of bread.

Flight of the Conchords - BBC Radio Series Episode #1

Star Trek: The Lost Era: Serpents Among The Ruins. 'Cos I'm a geek.

The Air I Breathe - All That Remains

Clerks II. Could have done without the breaking of the fourth wall and the dance number, other than that I think it's Kevin Smith's best film aside from Dogma.

Lotsa tossed salad (sexy) at the salad bar.

Mike Birbiglia - You'd be Surprised