The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King

I may know some people who might be interested. I'll ask around. Post here if you find someone so I know not to bother.

Maybe he's pissed I took it as a user name. They lined up near the big tour bus. Does anyone know if he does that in shows that aren't Toronto or other big cities?

God yes. It's like being hit in the face with a bag of mouldy tangerines. But seriously, I bought it last year and it wasn't as funny as I remember it. Maybe I'll watch it again.

Yah that so rocked my pants off. It rivals the last show at the Kool Haus for the best I've seen him/them. I tried to get a poster, and the bouncer was nice, but wouldn't let me take it. I wouldn't have minded so much, but I had it in my hands. I can still taste it. On my hands. I missed the L&G but I'll catch them on thursday in Kitchener. And I'll enjoy them alone. Alone in a crowd. Depth. Anyway, I've never done the tour bus chit chat thing. What's it like, I'm thinking of doing it on Thursday. Tell me. I'd also like to add that starting off after the acoustics with Near Fantastica was awesome.

I think the concept of "emo" is ridiculous to begin with. Calling something "emotionally charged" (like music isn't otherwise) is no excuse to be a pussy.

Fight Club. It wasn't as clever as people thought.

Only if there are exclamation marks does this remain to be true!

That was the scariest thing I've ever read. No jokes. Did it die? Wassap?

Getting back on topic, if it can be called that... I've ruined my moccasins!

Neato Mike. Wherever did you find such a wild link? And don't be silly. I hear this is the most popular thread on all the message boards on all the internets. Right everyone?

KISSES MIKE! There are a lot of wierd cat sites out there. What strange cat sites have you, the viewing audience, come across?

Sorry. Here's my idea, since I won't rest until this reaches ten pages. Let's all post our cat-sex-fan-fic. Hey? "borntohula" suggested a little Garfield and Nermal action. Because he's perverse.

I know where you can see a Blue Man for less green.

I'd be interested. I'm going with older folks though, so I'll just have to work my way to the front.

Are you foreal! Well that's good to know. One day I want to know everything there is to know about this place. Some day...I'll be the most powerful Jedi EVAR!

That's awesome that this was your first post guy. Well done. I'm proud of you. And what if cat's did have butt to butt sex? I think we're ignoring this crucial issue.

I'm willing to drop everything in life, take what money I have, and meet with you in the desert somewhere to a) develope this animal and B) prove that cats can have butt to butt sex.

Great movie. I hope Joss Whedon stays away from TV shows now. This is clearly what he's best at.

You backed into it though didn't you? Or you just stuck up your tail and backside and asked your owner to hit it with a mounded up sock. Yes? I'm sorry, I'm just trying to keep this bitch rolling. Who else hates cats?

My canine? My dead canine? Thanks Mike. Thanks a lot. Anyway. The thought of immoral cat butt sex wasn't always on my mind. You see I was a remarkably mature grade seven. I didn't find too much humour in the pictures of cat's touching bums. So I guess I always kind of registered it as nothing more than a simple fact. But I guess because it's not the type of fact that is reassured everyday, I forgot about it and it became less of a fact. Since my encounters with cats through life are few and far between, and I already had a mean hate on for them anyway, rare was it that I saw a cat and thought "hey he backs himself into other cats to get it on, I hate him." Had, say, my parents attempted to refil the void int heir empty lives after the death of my dog, thanks Mike, with a cat, I would have brought up the "fact" that cats have sex bum to bum. This alone would no doubt have put them off cats forever. After all, who wants two beasts secretly touching bums when you're off at work having sex with a janitor? Hm? Not me. Not my parents. And certainly not my dead dog. I can almost guarentee he would have been staunchy opposed to it. In conclusion, I contest that your average pet shopper would be put off by the knowledge that this so-called "animal of Christ" practices not just sodomy, but backwards, deviant sodomy. That's all. Cold Mike. Just cold. What would Oscar say? "Thanks Mike, I'm dead" perhaps? Who can say at this hour. P.S. I've been writing this for 4 hours.

Like this. Or like this. Or even like this. There are plenty of ways!

OK! So now lets talk about why cat's are so private about their sex lives and what that says about society as a whole. Anyone have any opinions? Also, to stay even more on topic, lets say cats did have butt to butt sex. If this became a wide known fact, do you think people would turn on cats and start buying them. I mean who would want an animal under their roof who doesn't eff like any god fearing human, like a dog. Not me. And also, could ravenous yam sex up something so sexily, that even he couldn't have sex with it? Discuss.

Me. And according to a book I found with rather graphic descriptions the best way to describe it would be doggy style. The dude cat would have to be in a pretty awkward position though. I guess the book that was in my class, if I remember it correctly, was either from before they they really knew how cats got it on (since they do it in secret and won't if there's a human around), or they lied so as not to taint kids and make them want to do it cat-style. But this is no reason to let this thread die.

I'm glad people actually like that song. I figured it would only be the people who had already convinced themselves that they did.

I used to think that when I first started getting into him, but eventually a lot of it started to make sense. His poetry is the same, but it's not all just random thoughts.