mrs jesus

are these jokes? i can't tell if you're serious here or if you're kidding. i'd probably vote for an album of new material before i'd vote for a live album of things i've been hearing for years, unless i didn't like any of the other choices. i wonder if that means i shouldn't be posting here. let me know, manchawhateverthefuckyournameis.

can i have it?

sorry to hear that. i wasn't aware that drummers were a rarity.

hey there fella. how ya been?

you make sense. it's refreshing to see an unbiased opinion. i can't tell you how much i want to blow shit up after reading what people are saying about it at the aic board. i swear to god, if i read one more person saying they can hear layne on the song, i am going to end up in jail. i like the song, and i'm glad as fuck to have it but come the fuck on.

you denying it? look around. the ads are a little bit cooler than you, but they can't type.

shade is the best thing about this board these days, y'all better recognize.

macauley, it gets better if you hear it more than once. i think it's too long, but i am actually surprised by how good it is. maybe i'm biased cause they are my favorite band ever, or maybe i'm just a cantrell fangirl, i dunno. i wanted another jc solo album more than i wanted an alice album with a singer that wasn't layne, and if this song is any indication of what the record will sound like, i think i'm getting what i want, no matter what they're calling it. so i am more optimistic about this than i previously thought i'd be. i don't really understand what you mean when you say that it doesn't sound like they've learned anything since 1990 though. if you think that song sounds like anything from facelift - or any alice song at ALL, to be honest - then we're clearly not hearing the same band.

this is the funniest part of the thread, right here. A++ WOULD READ AGAIN SHADE ROTFL!

you're ridiculous. and bad at spanish.

chupa mi verga, shade.

ugh, but jc was already recognized as a solo artist. i refuse to believe that. so have you heard the new song or what? come on, i want to know.

my point was that william duvall and his afro haven't made it sound like anything but jerry cantrell. with someone other than layne harmonizing. my point was that there is a difference between solo cantrell and alice in chains, and this alice in chains sounds like solo jc, ah fuck off computer. you asshole.

interested in new alice in chains? probably not, eh? that's ok. it sounds like solo jerry cantrell, if you wanted to know. i'm ok with that, if you care. i still don't understand why they have to call it alice in chains when it's obviously gonna be a cantrell record, but who gives a fuck. i love you, jerry cantrell.

me too. i don't want the spoilerz until after i've heard the whole thing. so i hope someone is saving them! ;)

don't you have a girlfriend? send her to bed, put on your headphones, and have a little alone time with mr good. it'll be very.

how come you've been looking at the nsfw hot chicks thread for the past 10 minutes in a row? are you wankin' it? god, you're such a perv!

if i could live in cicely i would want to live in alaska too. i probably wouldn't live off the land though 'cause i'm way too fucking lazy for that shit. i just want to have a beer with quirky locals and hurt myself as often as possible because rob morrow is really hot and i would totally want him to doctor me.

i don't care. no one is gonna buy your shit anyway.

i want the tool records, but i can buy them new for just a little bit more, and i can find lateralus for like $35. plus, by the time i paid you shipping from canada, it wouldn't even be worth it.

russian circles is good stuff, eh?

tu vas mourir dans un feu.

i will, if you upload it.

there is just so much going on there, the symbolism gives me such a mental boner, i can hardly even stand it. you stop that, creed.

is there a shout out to me in there? if not, i don't want to read it.