mrs jesus

i'm lazy, sooooo i'm gonna go with - everything.

who the fuck wants to run?

dude, you know he was freeballin'

i almost cried just looking at that picture. that movie turns me into mush.

andrew lincoln. sigh. he's so dreamy.

it's gotta be bad if i'm getting hot for skeletor.

this out of character vicious burst of painful truth has made me momentarily hot for you, sir. kudos.

what, meg, do you, mean?

is it the hair or the constant 5 o'clock shadow? 'cause that is about the only similarity i see. well, and the pastiness.

ugh, bishop, stop with all the peace and love shit. i done tole ya i ain't gonna hold yer hand and sing kumbaya.

i think a handwritten note is nice. since i'm sentimental and i save everything, i get more out of something handwritten than i do a phone call. because i can look at it for years to come and probably only remember the person that sent it because i have that note. except that hearing voices is nice. ok i would like a handwritten note and also a phone call please.

talking to you fuckers here is enough for me, honestly. especially since most of you get on my nerves anyway.

aren't you on my myspace? anyway, yes, of course it's you, anton. you are the only reason i have a facebook. because i do not get enough one on one anton time here at the bored.

i hardly ever even log in my stupid facebook. i keep it for the 3 people i like to spy on silently that aren't on my gayspace. if you had to pay for that stupid shit no one would use it. i don't even understand why you made this thread. i'm guessing it was to rant, but you're not good at ranting and you could have just posted this in your blog thread. but you will never fucking learn, which is why eventually i am going to have to make you cry.

do you help the homeless?

HAHAHAHAHA. seriously, daniel. solid gold, buddy.

evidently so. you wanna fight about this?

i'm getting my hurr did tomorrow so i think that by honoring myself, i'm also honoring others. plus, it's my aunt's birthday so i plan to call her and honor her with birthday wishes.

you are too lazy to send your own greeting cards? how tacky.

what's wrong with being a kraut? at least you'd still be white. god, i'm funny.

if you say so.

are you talking about veteran's day? because that's what november 11th is. it's also my aunt cindy's birthday. party on, garth.

since when is an anxiety pill a painkiller? that's weird. and yeah, one. i wasn't aiming for a buzz, i was aiming for warm fuzzies. i believe my record is 10, and i don't plan on trying to break it anytime. also - GREY GOOSE, BITCHES.

i don't understand why everyone is so convinced that his lies are any different than the lies any other politician throughout history has laid on us. how do you KNOW he's gonna be remarkable? you're just taking a guess. he could ruin us worse than we've ever been ruined. you have no idea. stop acting like the man is god himself or the fucking saviour of the united states.

relax, geoffrey. have a valium. i washed one down with a rum and coke and i feel jim fucking dandy.