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That made no sense, but why is everyone concerned that just because you're in the army means you're going to die? Honestly, it's something I'll throw around once in a while. "...or she could join the Air Force and get paid to learn how to fly." "That's a good way to die." And how many non-helicopter Air Force pilots have died lately? None, that's how many.

The problem is that earlier in the day I signed up for an account and didn't have the presence of mind to set my D.O.B to 1987 instead of 1988. And you can't edit that kind of information. Looks like BotherMeNot is going to be my friend.

My sarcasm will see your sarcasm in court.

What about the Dark Side? I hear they pay well.

Join the club, honey.

Me. Duh.

That's not the point. You said "bigger". Maybe Anton goes for the fake stuff, we'll find out.

Sarcasm isn't just my friend; he's also my lawyer.

Give me a few thousand dollars and a good doctor.

Well, not quite, but serendipity is your friend. EDIT: Since we're on the topic of Google/YouTube, why the fuck is the Bad Andy video flagged as inappropriate for those under 18? Now I can't view it. I hate people.

But I thought... no... this can't be...

I'm not going away on a ship for a year (which is how long U.S. deployments last) with several hundred other guys, ESPECIALLY when I'm going to be the one with access to all the happy pills. Okay?

That's what you think.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=86...513975925&hl=en This is too hilarious for my own good.

Commercials for the CF aren't divided into army/navy/air force. They're all just one. P.S. Scurvy, sodomy and the lash.

You should join the army. Srs.

I did not care for that.

The CBC told me today that the humidex reading reached the high 40's. Therefore, this thread shall be dedicated to describing how hot it was. I'll start: It's ball-splittingly hot outside.

Because I sure as heck wasn't...

I'm pretty sure the North Korean girls orgasm out of fear.

Ssh! You're not supposed to let him know.

Eww, salty apples. I wonder if alcohol would have the same effect...

That's not the only animal that would eat you.

They call 'em preservatives. That, or there is no oxygen in McDonald's.