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Those people are not my friends.

Not on camera they don't.

I want to have that effect on nature.

Topanga got fat. That's all that needs to be said here.

Pet peeve: People who can't handle a little stereotyping/generalizations.

I don't make things up, I just repeat hearsay. http://www.philalawyer.net/archives/everyt...went_pink.phtml Compazine. It's not meant for hangovers, but apparently it worked for this guy.

Fact: I've shit bricks smarter than most bricks.

Gatorade + Advil. I've also heard of some crazy prescription drug that will completely clear up a nasty hangover... as in, get rid of the mental and physical effects. But I've forgotten the name.

Not very many men are cool with not being the pants-wearer around the house. I mean, really, what does it say about you when your wife has a nicer car than you? Bye-bye, ego.

If I ever get married, i'm getting a pre-nup (or Domestic Agreement, as you say). The way I see it, a pre-nup is a woman's way of telling me (as I am obviously going to be the rich one in the partnership) that she doesn't care that I'm loaded. "Trust" be damned. You can only lose from not signing a prenup.

You have a point there, OTP. Just a question of finance here - when you divorce, does your ex have a potential claim against your savings/money in bank account, or is your own money secure unless you have a joint account? EDIT:

Don't be a hooker. It's that simple.

You're right. We need a hooker-kiling thread.

I would kill to have a thread like that made about me.

That's the best thing thats been said in this entire thread.

I'm afraid that some day you won't be able to attract boys with a huge cat. Get a Shelty.

Especially when it comes to being out in the wilderness, hunting animals, and picking up chicks.

http://www.myspace.com/beastlybombing I LOVE I LOVE THE ROYAL HOUSE OF SAUD!

Sarcastically, yes.

You gotta teach 'em a lesson...

If you mean "speak better" as in "doesn't use lol in everyday conversation", then you'd be wrong.

If that fails, soap.

No, normally I stutter a bit and I wasn't having any problems. P.S. Stop making me paranoid.

You should change your statement to say that men shouldnt have to punish themselves for being horny.

Although I assume that a 600 pound man and a 600 pound grizzly shouldn't be treated the same...