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I will be in Toronto for the foreseeable future. Take that!

And bullets. Minus the casings, that is.

Everywhere is the poor part.

I love how all the Harvard kids are shitting their pants in his presence.

Question: What's with the anti-drinking bit now, and what's with the casual-drinker-only-in-a-while bit?

My first real experience with alcohol was nothing short of beautiful. Alcohol truly is the nectar of the gods.

Any officer rank would require too much insignia. And nobody would know the difference, anyways.

0/0 it's a classic.

0/1/10 You haven't been around long enough.

10/10 IT'S A COMMUNIST PARTY

It seems like Mr. Curbelo (the former owner of the seller's jacket) was a Master Corporal. I want Sergeant or better.

Of course not, Lauren. You're everyone's sex machine.

That, sir, is a falsehood.

It's a lot better than being Meg's bitch.

Screw you.

It's not me, because you're not a girl.

You'll get a fair and objective decision, followed by fair and objective disappointment.

Fact: I have a list of girls lined up to be my #1 forum girl. The application deadline is 7:00PM tonight.

Woah... Leslie Feist is weird? I would never have seen that coming.

How is that physically possible?

Now make like me and go skinny dipping instead of sitting on the Bored.

I'll miss the Leslie Feist avatar.

Woman, get a hold of yourself. Firstly, "typically guys can be so crass and shallow"? Have you ever listened to the man speak? If his persona is not the definition of crass and shallow, I honestly don't know what is. Secondly, the crass and shallow bullshit is just a front we want you to believe, as evidenced by the paragraph above.

It's because you're from Calgary.

Liar. 678