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They started the great tradition of using olive oil as a sexual lubricant.

Filaments of your imagination, boyo.

It's not rape if they can't remember.

He's a tender rapist, he is.

Your mouth don't count, bud.

Dude... the Ancient Greeks were gayer than AIDS.

Oh, that's what that sharp pain is. P.S. He used nylon. So soft against my skin.

3/10 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

How is there not a Greek word for homosexuality? That's like there not being a Greek word for pedophilia.

I wasn't shocked at all. She was due for a high-attention coming out.

I have zero recollection of that happening.

Try not to get shot.

I just have iPhoto on my Mac for graphics. And even on the PC's I used, I only had Paint... no proper resizing tool there.

Nobody can stop a Soldier of Fortune.

IDGRA. 8

They could be gangbanging Princess.

Hooray! Validation from a Lacrosse-playing neanderthal! I kid, of course. Just wait until I make my own usergroup. I'm gonna be a soldier of fortune and nobody's gonna stop me.

Since she decided life was better when you can't remember it in the morning.

Blame the new avatar on Ryan. EDIT: I mean, clearly the apocalypse is upon us.

A Sicilian donkey?

The video game Soldier of Fortune, apparently.

No, she probably lets him go Clinton/Lewinsky with the cigar.

He liked to bit the pillow.

I'd go straight for the high-end scotch.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret: He isn't gentle. ;) He once took Che Guevara single-handedly. You don't mess with a man like that.