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I still respect JFK for nailing her.

10/10 but not you.

The people in here have exquisite taste in women. http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&h...nroe%22&spell=1 Not that attractive, I guess.

8.6/10 WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL?

I saw two flying machines today. By which I mean CF-18 jets from the chair force, and they flew only a few hundred feet above. Fun.

NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN VANCOUVER. EDIT: OTP, what the fuck are you doing in your office on a Saturday?

...or is it? ;)

There we go.

IDGRA, the humour is lost. My title is the english translation of what my former title was.

Then you could pull a Fry from Futurama and become your own grandfather. Or something.

0/10 I'm sorry I just can't assign that a number.

You have no idea how long I laughed after reading that.

NEVER STOP USING LESLIE FEIST FOR YOUR AVATAR. 0/10 for giving Feist a less than perfect.

Ditto for me... but add on 1991 at the end for my sister.

If I had a time machine, I would go back to New Orleans in August 2005 and buy one of those carboats. Then, when the flood hit, I would hop in my carboat and drive away to freedom, laughing at all the other fools who thought that carboats were useless. Share your ideas, and anyone who mentions "go back and play the stock market" gets banned.

Unless I'm going to be licking those off your naked body, I'm not interested.

10/10 Thanks for having the balls to say that.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Dude, your Dell's gonna get you!

Hey, he said "picture of" girlfriend.

ha ha, suckers. I got a Mac, and am therefore immune from anything bad happening to me, computer-related or not.

I'll join awesomeology for the orgies, but not the gangbangs.

Well, if the army says that a tattoo can be covered up, then I'm pretty sure a tattoo can be covered up.

It's just you, Steve.

It seems probably. I know that army regulations stipulate that any potentially objectionable tattoos that can't be covered up by uniforms must either be removed or covered up.