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Mocha is for people who think being European is trendy.

My barber (barber, not hairdresser) is very Italian. So he can't be gay.

Here's a better question: Is it as enjoyable for the cameraman?

Have you lost all self-respect?

Man, it would be flat-out hilarious if Ann Coulter had an enormous dick. Although I'm pretty sure that Coulter the Horsie has one. It's funny how all these male conservatives think of Coulter as being drop-dead gorgeous, but she's so mannish. I mean, really, how many women do you know have a voice as deep as hers?

What... the... douche...

What a shame that there is no smiley displaying its middle finger.

Top five Ryans: 5. Ryan 4. Ryan 3. Ryan 2. Ryan 1. Adam

No world wars, just fascism.

That might explain why you enjoy smoking them so much. ;)

0 I'm not a fan of the masonic.

You will come to regret that.

Tight pants, white boots. Except, without the white boots. Seriously, what the fuck is a popped collar? Unbuttoned, or up? Cuz you'd be seriously lame to object to an unbuttoned collar... and some collars just look better up, mofo (aka Adam). And yes, I'm guilty of wearing the tight, low-rise jeans. You know you love it. Ho-lee shit. You smoke sausages more than a butcher.

You never seem to shut up, either.

You, sir, are a sausage chef.

I miss being able to call things gay or faggy without sounding like a bigot.

That's foolhardy. I'd be willing to fight (and, by extension, die) to defend Canada, but I'm not stupid. If WWIII isn't a just cause, then I wouldn't sign up to fight. However, if an occupying force did invade Canada, I'd have no moral qualms about joining a civil resistance movement.

That's because WWIII isn't the same as Canada being invaded.

I'd rather see you without pants at all.

Only if you like taking it up the ass, wearing faggoty white uniforms and swabbing poop decks.

Stephen Colbert you are always right and never wrong.

Top five inventions: 1. Sex 2. Drugs 3. Rock 'n' Roll 4. Alcohol 5. The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine Which reminds me; low-rise pants aren't cool. They make otherwise skinny girls look like they have love handles because they fit so low on the waist, and they can actually cause serious long-term damage to nerves in the region.

Halifax has had enough explosions for the last hundred years.

You can't find anything to wear that makes you look like more of a douchebag.

Nah, the flash right after the detonation would be so bright that they would damage your retinas too much. Hint: Wear sunglasses.