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Toronto has a street better than both of those combined.

How could you not tell they were fake? Animals being sold in sealed containers? And that picture...

Who says they aren't already?

Can someone send me a simple Paint-esque graphics program for Mac?

I assume that's because Shiri made her own graphic.

How about Alpha Team? Beta Emission? Charlie Company? Delta force? Easy Company? Foxtrot... um... something... I shoulda been a pilot.

i'm not a lesbian yet fuck off What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer? are you even old enough to ask questions like that? Probably not, but I know a few countries where that isn't an issue.

I'll give you two guesses as to which one my answer is, and the first one doesn't count.

i'm not a lesbian yet fuck off What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

I've been wanting to use that double entendre all this thread, and you ruined it.

And have many children. Surrogate or adoption only, though, she's clearly "too posh to push".

"Oh, but it's pretty!" The same thing with the big ring obsession. Status symbols to let everyone know how rich they are.

That depends whether I'm selling myself to men or women. Factors involved: If I'm selling myself to men, I'll need to take drugs in order to save myself from mental scarring. If I'm selling myself to ugly women, ditto. That'll cut back on profit. Question: Is it okay to stand out on a street corner with a sign around your neck saying "No fat chicks"?

So... selling my body on the street, then?

Are you implying I could just sell my body or work in a crime ring to earn that money quickly enough? Or have you just lost your financial footings?

Having a Ferrari personality type isn't necessarily a good thing. But when I save up 230K, forget retirement. I'm going to do that and die a happy but poor man.

That was your overactive imagination and inflated opinion of yourself at work.

Or a Corvette. That's what I always tell people (read: women who don't understand cars). But nobody gets it. You might as well say a Ferrari is a penis extension. But they're not, they're works of art. Or if you're Jeremy Clarkson, "a scaled down version of God".

That settles it; I'm getting a hummer.

That's most likely what I'll do when my six figure salary comes around, but I am not going to buy a hummer. If I'm going to drop a wad of bills on a car, it's had better be to be able to go fast and pick up chicks simultaneously.

I hate him with a passion. "Don't be an economic girly-man!" As if waxing your entire body and strutting around in a speedo for a living were an inherently manly occupation in the first place.

Girls will claim that they're penis cars, but they're not. They're suburban status symbols, not nearly the same as a penis car.

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Who's Christine Leskovar? Eh?