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NF's are cash incentives for the pretty ones to take pictures of their boobs. It hasn't been working too well lately.

Question: When you two have sex, who is the "guy"?

I'd just like to point out that I am in fact wearing a short sleeved shirt and tie at this very moment Give me your lunch money, post-haste.

Thats not the point. I only golf at the massive family golf tournament. But don't you know it's not a real tournament when the winner gets to wear a Hawaiian shirt and the person with the worst score wins a prize? Also; it's not a real family golf tournament when my cousin from the other side of my family takes place and wins a prize.

Is it legal to run a business out of an NF thread?

Since this seems to be the "my pets are dying!" thread, my other rabbit now has flystrike. Almost a year after the last one died, too.

Yes. You have to pay me annual dues.

You have to go out to a park with a plastic bag and pick up a dog turd and report back here. Go.

I once had a (used) 9-iron break on me after I took my first shot with it. It was a beautiful shot, though. Right on the green.

You'd buy a dog turd to get into a club.

I dislike mushrooms.

I hate to sound like an idiot here, but what/where is he terminal? P.S. We should start a Mac fan club and then make stupid jokes about not inviting Windows users.

Well, except for the fact that water is 300 time as dense as air... and the fact that the same amount of energy transferred into a heavier puck will result lower velocity... Fact: Underwater hockey sucks.

For those of us who were still 13 in 2006 and didn't hear the news, that's funny.

Not when you're me it isn't.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I start pissing blood.

http://uwo.facebook.com/profile.php?id=58014395 P.S. You didn't give us a link to your facebook.

I looked at the Sagittarius and because the bitch who writes them fractured her shoulder it was only a paragraph long. I like how she timed the whole "In June you focused a lot on the exchange of future plans" with graduation season. So parents and friends and students can read that and say "OH MY GOD! I DID!!!"

A comedian whose name escapes me once said that you can't respect a man who carries his dog. Oh, George Bush has the habit of carrying one of his dogs around.

Astrology = complete bullshit. And anyone who claims otherwise is a tool. I can back that claim up with facts.

The reason it worked for you is that your security settings are rather lax. We have ours set up so that you have to go into some special webage and add the Airport ID of your card into a list so that it can access the 'net... plus, you need a password just to get on the network. Either way, its now working and i'm typing this through my fancy MacBook. It's pretty cool, but I sort miss having a full window open.

Please tell me you're wearing a short-sleeved shirt and tie.

Consider it foreplay.

any* 5678 I share the sentiment. P.S. Arteta - Forget it. I misunderstood what you said.

Okay, we found out what the MAC address is. The problem now is that when we try to add it to the list of devices allowed to our network it doesn't seem to take. Hmm.