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How is he a dreamboat? He's an annoying little sonofabitch with one of the worst accents the British Isles have to offer.

Somehow, I don't think the U.S. will be able to get involved to any serious degree here, as the army is already a bit tied up. You know, if Lester B. Pearson were around he'd be able to do something in the situation. I watched a documentary on the Suez Crisis on Tuesday and really what's not needed here is aimless banter.

I feel like a fucking moron for not knowing what's going on.

You know... the one where they're playing their song and staring into the camera?

Because they think you're better than that, of course.

I read an article about it in the newspaper in April. The car comes with a team of Ferrari mechanics, special fire-retardant overalls, crash test helmets, and specialized tools. One of the guys that got those cars was former Le Mans driver Michael Fux. Talk about a name.

Seeing as I hate Harry Potter, that was brilliant.

Question: Is the possibility of graduate school still open? I would say go for the spec, simply because English is fairly useless unless you want to go into law or teaching, psychology is a good career these days, and etc.

White people do the gay the best.

Why would I be a chick? Because my mom buys frozen yogurt and refuses to buy ice cream? Besides that, I rarely eat it. So there.

I want a car that runs on baby foxes. While the Veyron is outright more powerful than the Ferrari FXX, I still think the FXX would pawn its shit if a race were to be held. The FXX is essentially a two-seater closed cockpit F1 car.

I had a dream that I shot someone who thought I was stealing his mail.

Because men do not focus on their enjoyment of a fattening post-dinner treat.

Other than the fact her name is Krissy, how could you tell?

The food jammers are gods in human form, no doubt about it. I eat frozen yogurt, though.

That's a righteous car. I love Mazda products. So well designed.

He'd run up my phone bill with late night drunk dials.

An electronic device that prevents rust? How can I say no?

Sexual what now?

Well, are you going to burn her back or not?

That would simply add an element of fun to buying a car. Dealerships will have to hire attractive female salespeople if they want my business.

What I mean is: Are you only letting her have the "your mom" burn because her kittens died?

Nothing penetrative below the belt, in my books.

I was thinking more along the lines of a blowjob. Full sex would be really tough to negotiate.

That'll teach the bitch.