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Tetrahydrocannabinol.

For the record, I wouldn't want to be in the military as a lifelong thing. A guy who was serving in Afghanistan 2 years ago told me to never date someone in the armed forces. He has a wife and two kids and was over there for six months. Harsh.

Should also add; when plan B fails, it's time for plan THC.

It's not illegal if you don't remember it.

Basically I'm doing this as a little experiment. I play in the military band for a reserve regiment in town and all the military people there have all but handcuffed me and dragged me out to basic training in their quest to get me to join the military. I have to say that before I started playing in that band, I had never given any thought to a career in the military. It had never really crossed my mind. But having looked at it, I am seriously considering becoming a military pharmacist, even if it's just to join the ROTP and get through university without debt. I don't see why not - the Canadian military pays rather well, I'll still be a pharmacist (working on a military base), and chances are I'll be doing humanitarian/relief work along the way. You'll notice that in recent weeks, the armed forces have ratcheted up their ad campaigns, especially during world cup soccer matches. I've found that overall, careers in the military aren't considered so unusual in the U.S., but due to the small size and lack of funding, and the fact that the CF are constantly the butt-end of jokes, you don't find very many people considering careers in the army in Canada. So answer the poll and give a written answer if you please.

Although really, Internal Memorandum Output means exactly the same thing.

Considering I saw him on the Daily Show a few months ago, you are one gullible son of a bitch.

You show a great amount of trust in not suspecting that I'll switch it with GHB.

All civilized places have these things that you can lock your bike to. If the place you're going doesn't have one of those, you shouldn't be going there.

In all fairness, didn't Adam Carolla's TV experiment suck? P.S. Adam Ferrara is a better comedian named Adam.

When we got the second phone line so my dad could update his work laptop, we would constantly get phone calls from people asking for the person who used to own that phone number. For a few months we'd answer and try to explain "XYZ doesn't have this number anymore.", then we just stopped answering altogether.

Lauren: Vitamin I exists for a reason.

"Chow-dah. Say it, Frenchie."

Am I the only one who sees the irony of calling someone a moron while failing to type in proper eeenglish?

Internal Memorandum Output.

Oh man, that would be so awesome.

Without switching sides, that is. P.S. Napoleon. And the Spanish. And the Greeks. Lousy bastards.

The $100 bike lock in that article that was given a top rating. Seriously. A 5K warranty if your bike is stolen and no mofo (black, obviously) is gonna saw through it.

I think it's official. Ryan has replaced me as Meg's cuddle bitch. Freedom smells nice.

That was fucking glorious.

But slightly gay, don't you think?

Considering the only protection soccer players have are a few thin layers of foam and plastic on their shins, it's not surprising that football players don't get injured quite as often. If you don't like soccer, just don't fucking watch it.

Not using a chain for locking might seem like a good idea.

Lauren, men say a lot of things but don't really mean them. "I only like you as a friend." "I love you." "Of course I didn't sleep with your sister." "I thought she was 18."

its rare that a dog would kill kittens. i've done it a number of times You kitten killer!