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That's why I'm Italian and you're not.

Would it be creepy of me to say my sphincter tightened reading that? Forget what I said earlier: Ferrari FXX. An orgasm on wheels.

Clearly, I am t3h awesome.

Yeah. They gotta keep bad drivers off the road somehow.

You are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

No. It makes it easier for short people to not beat you up.

That reminds me of [person] in [place], [person who I want to play up knowing in real life].

No, I was not beat up in school. Being tall is nice. And even if I were, it would not detract from my point.

Ferrari F430 convertible. Failing that, the Ferrari Superamerica.

But it is much better than being at attention, let me tell you.

Why hasn't Ivanov had his FIFA license revoked?

Question: What's it like having your taxes pay your salary? Worst return on investment ever?

Odds are that she doesn't like music because she's a conservative. Appreciating music requires feelings.

That doesn't make what Zidane did any better, you know.

You guys are a bunch of spufazos.

Jocks should really refrain from trying to form opinions.

There were serious ramifications. The guy almost fried his liver.

Why do I get the feeling that Ann Coulter doesn't have sex with men? I mean, other than the fact she has a penis.

That's a lie and you know it.

Napoleon wasn't exactly French, anyways.

How are BSS better than the Beatles? That's impossible. The Beatles were tight as hell. You couldn't fuck with them during their Sgt. Pepper's days.

Which reminds me, I need to go buy some waterfront property in Saskatchewan.

When global warming comes, they'll be smug in their ability to think ahead.

People often whined how the Canadian military was using ancient 70's German tank technology, but those things are just as good as the A1 Abrams, according to a Discovery Channel show I watched last week. As a kid I was always fascinated by military technology. Being able to fly the CF-18's would be absolutely incredible.

Random fact: every time.