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Apparently, they did at one point, but not any more.

Comfort is for the weak. It's a shame they don't let us know how they live from day to day on that place. How do they get food there?

Never eat sour watermelons.

Never eat shredded wheat.

Meg, it could be neon green and it'd still be sexy. What the hell is up with this Black Helicopter stuff?

The eyes ignite my soul with passion. P.S. Meg, he looks like he's picking his nose.

All women turn into their mothers. Never date a woman/man in the military. Never turn down a government job. Never get into a relationship with someone (girls especially) whose fathers were alcoholics or abused them.

Okay, cheap labour is one thing, but for the love of Christ, they drink more Coke than water in mexico because it's cheaper and safer! And somehow they're going to dethrone the U.S.? Canada would sooner become a nuclear power.

My band name is "Thermidorean Reactions" Also, I have a chemistry exam in 2 days, which I have not studied for whatsoever. For a mark that I need to submit to universities and I need to get 88% on this exam if I want to keep my current mark. Thanks asshole.

You bastard!

How do I know nothing? I have better taste in music than you. I find it funny that I've forgotten what band we're talking about here but I'm maintaining what I said before simply because I said it. EDIT: I read it over again, and I stand by what I said.

Ummm... I'm not so sure. I'm in cereal limbo as it stands.

Say it ain't so...

You can also change the country of the store you're visiting at the bottom of the iTMS main page.

Fresh ones, then. Because they taste awful on their own.

Have you guys ever eaten cranberries on their own?

England has been around for a really long time... although to consider it a country, you have to count it as a country since it had a sovereign ruler. And that hasn't been very long.

MEXICO? Mexico is going to dethrone the U.S.? Okay, they're better at soccer, but I mean, come on...

I don't have a social life or anything productive to do but I don't quote shitty bands.

I concur. I need to eat a lot less, because when I'm full, I can't work.

Because with all the new drugs they're inventing, old people are less crazy. Why can't I find a crazy old man selling a motorcycle for a decent price?

Do I like who?

Unfortunately, yes. Do you remember being in grade three?

How dare you speak ill of the people of Win $100.00 Hereistan.