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You are still being exposed to radiation, kiddo.

My eyeballs are so muscular I can see through your shirt.

I go to school in North York...

I can't wait for everyone to pay attention to how much I paid for my dress and wait for all the women on the board to give me the obligatory meaningless "omg i love your dress!" and "omg your such a cute couple!".

They will give you a bunch of cash to shut up and a quick shove out the door.

What you think doesn't matter. Now go out there and get me that scholarship.

But she was listening to the ratio!

But... visine are eyedrops.

It's in the NF store.

People pay to light them off.

...in other words, fireworks where being a spectator does not put you at risk of bodily harm. Amateur pyrotechnicians are a dangerous bunch. I've had fireworks shoot across a street no more than 20 feet where I was planning to walk. And seen large ones that are supposed to go BOOM 50 feet in the air explode at ground level Morons.

It's a combination of two widely spread political rants set to... um... the cheering of the audience and a weird bassline.

100 or so songs that I have over Blender are probably all the History Teacher demos, plus my live/demo/b-side playlist. For posterity, here's my "Matthew Good Demos" playlist. The songs are listed in the order in which I got them. Big City Life Dusk Can't Get Shot In The Back Lullaby For the New World Order acoustic Weapon (soundtrack) Annabelle Seriously Serious Agoraphobe Pony Boy End Song All Together Free Downloading Blues We Did Not Authorize 21st Century Living (live) Avalanche (live) Symbolistic White Walls (live) In A World Called Catastrophe (demo) Weapon (demo) Pledge of Allegiance (live) Double Life (demo) Breath of a Nation Big City Life (slow) Four Minute Mile Life Beyond the Minimum Safe Distance (live) She's In It For The Money Plus another few songs of the recent Calgary acoustic show.

This genuinely begs the question as to whether or not prom is lame. Yasa, tell us why you thought it was lame.

Unless you want to bribe and/or blow my teachers (they are all male) and make your statement that much more possible, you're quite welcome to realize that I was simply playing along. But seriously though, are you up for it?

Which one of you two is the embittered son of a bitch? The guy who didn't get laid, or the guy who didn't get laid?

That's not the point.

It's not pointless. It's comparing two unrelated entities and asking who would win in a fight.

You guys haven't done anything useful since the Soviets were in charge, making bicycle tires for the rest of us.

Perhaps you could read the initial post, then.

My name is the way it is because it sounds funny. I generally cheer for Holland. My grandparents are from there. My other grandparents are from Italy, but Italy has had some serious trouble in the not sucking department as of late.

I'm loving making short, vague, meaningless, pseudo-political posts.

Well, would it help if I said prom actually was lame? Because it is. Or so, people have told me. Well, the people that didn't go and are embittered sons of bitches tell me that prom is lame. I wonder if that counts for much.

If I watched ER the night of my prom, I'd consider the night a failure. Mainly because I hate TV.

You will be the sorriest site Vegas has seen since Britney Spears decided to play house.