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When I was a kid, I always had to touch everything with both my hands, or I was afraid I would die.

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It was probably olive oil. We Italians use it on everything. My philosophy for food is "If it doesn't have olive oil on it, there better be a damn good reason." Was that at a restaurant? I bet it was. I bet you paid 20 bucks for something with no more than $2.50 worth of ingredients. You, sir, are a caker.

When I graduate university, it'll be with a degree that'll get me somewhere. Or I'll use it as a paper airplane, I haven't decided.

Proper driving position is with your hands at the SIDES of the wheel. You lose control and dexterity when you have your hands towards the top. Plus, it just looks stupid. I drive with feet and hands. Hands always at the sides of the wheel. Except for longer trips, then I use only my left hand because the car I drive doesn't have an armrest on the right side. I also use cruise control whenever I'm on the vast wasteland that is the 401 West of Toronto.

I believe those two are, in order, 1) Vancouver 2) Debauchery

Only for certain income levels.

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Let's be optimistic, Evan. If it weren't for optimism, most of us wouldn't have been born.

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Noo.... 1. I used to play tennis at the U of T tennis courts 2. The Scarborough campus, not the downtown/mississauga campus.

The GST tax cut means you spend less money buying things. Meaning that the more you spend, the more you'll save compared to what you would have paid in GST last year. Meaning you'll have more money to buy more things with.

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Clearly, their tennis court is a status symbol to show off their wealth to guys like me who look at satellite images of their backyards.

Tennis courts are supposed to be something you drive your BMW to. Or, if you're like me, ride your bike to. Hooray U of T courts.

Because, of course, everyone buys a new car every day. Let's face it: the people who will benefit the most from the GST tax cut are the people who spend the most. I'm not necessarily in favour of taxing the shit out of rich people, but it's not as though they need any favours from the government. Like I said before, the tax rates for the lowest income bracket is actually going up. I don't understand why. Rich people are going to save more money on the GST cut, while the poorest are going to have to pay more to Revenue Canada.

Good to hear. I only mention this because my dad bought the house we live in now 20-some odd years ago, before he met my mom and all that. Advice to everyone: the house you live in as a bachelor should not be the house you try to live in with your 5-member family. EDIT: Does one of your neighbours have a tennis court in his backyard?

That's how everyone listens to their music. You didn't know?

Now you can save an extra penny when you buy a can of pop from the store!

Out of curiosity, how drunk were you when you posted that?

It's all in the driveway. P.S. Don't tell me you're going to atempt to raise a family in that house.

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Evan, that is one sweet pad you've got there.

I stole it from Jon Stewart.