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Just go with Vonage. VoIP > everything else these days. P.S. I have only 1 home phone. That nobody ever phones me with. Or vice versa. I like it this way.

Like I said, can I join you?

I was always a boy genius, but worked very slowly and usually got bad marks. My teachers hated me. In grade 1, everyone told me I was going to be a scientist. That was the only good thing said to be between grades one and eight.

That's besides the point. My mom is from Oshawa.

On my mom's side of the family, there are basically two sets of cousins. One is the older generation, and the youngest among us is 14 years old. And below that, there's a group of nine year olds and below. The oldest in particular is straight out of hell. The oldest child in his family, of course. Don't know what his parents did with him, but I can't stand to be around him. The next oldest comes under his influence too much. All the others are complete angels. What do you think that says? Oldest children = bastards.

If they wanted to be more successful in Israel, they should have served more bagels and matzoh with the blood of Christian babies mixed in.

So is Elisha Cuthbert.

Do they threaten to take away Bar Mitzvah presents? P.S. I have never been grounded, both because I was a perfect little angel as a kid and because there was never anything to ground me from.

We're speaking GTA.

Seeing as you live near me, and Meg is (sort of?) on the way...

That is where you are wrong. Being from Oshawa could never become you.

I am intrigued, as this is after my graduation. I am soon brought back to reality.

Being from the boondocks of my fair city does not become you, either.

It seems as if you're my girl, and no sexy, muscular and tanned guy from Oshawa will stop me.

Game, set and match. Now I just need to hop in my car and drive to Hamilton.

I'll carry you on...

bow chicka bow bow...

That's more like it. Carry on.

Maybe we should watch it together.

Oh yeah? 8

I will not be spoken of in such terms.

Clearly, Matthew Good is the Whore of Babylon.

What? You want kids? Umm... maybe I'm not so adorable anymore.

I wouldn't have a problem getting married to you, Meg. Only because you're you.

No, I haven't seen that movie. That movie is not the definition of what a girl next door is. A girl next door is easy enough to sleep with you, but not slutty enough to sleep with all your friends.