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Having sex underwater is actually quite dangerous. Getting water in the vagina + penile thrusting creates a lot of pressure against the cervix. Does anyone with more experience/knowledge on the subject care to elaborate?

What? That's besides the point. Tap water contains chlorine. That means that once your baby batter hits the water, sperm go bye-bye. P.S. I cannot imagine the absolute mess that ejaculating in a hot tub must create.

If you talk like that again, I'm gonna bust a cap in your grill.

Jason, why you gotta front like that?

radius/circumference does that thing on the left have boobs?

Who likes dry sex? Seriously... P.S. Use cornstarch. Jesus.

You'd be surprised, actually.

Because that's kind of - how do you say? - dangerous.

You're missing the point. The chlorine in water kills sperm instantly.

two and three quarters?

I claim no responsibility.

But water is toxic to sperm, so;

THANK YOU!!! I thought i was the only one that found that really fricking annoying. Does anyone remember when that hot blonde chick was fired and she was like "Is this because I'm a lesbian?". That was hot.

That's a load of bunk.

Seeing as K-Os did a successful cameo on Broken Social Scene, I think he might have the capability to do some sort of collaborating with Matt Good.

Oh, Adam. How you disappoint me. I figured you would at least do some research before posting a response to this. Splenda is an artificial sweetner (sucralose) used in low-cal items and is a god send for people with diabetes who want to enjoy something sweet and not worry too much. Because of it's chemical properties, sucralose takes longer to be metablolized and won't lead to dangerous blood sugar increases for diabetics making their insulin requirements more predictable. The aspartame controversy pisses me off to no end. I am actually in the process of reseaching this topic and from what I can see, aspartame DOES cause cancer (disclaimer-in rats at 3000 times the dose a human would ever consume). So, that study just seems completely ridiculous. By the way, everything causes cancer, we are all gonna die and people should just get over it. Aspartame MUST be avoided in people with phenylketonuria which is a genetic inability to process phenylalanine. If you have this, you are diagnosed shortly at birth and are smart enough to read labels. The methanol issue I would have to look into. Huh? I did look into it. Perhaps my source is the retarded. Perhaps I am. The methanol thing is what you were just talking about. From what I remember reading about it in Grade 12 Chem, an active group will break off from the aspartame molecule in people with phenylketonuria. And then that active group reacts with something in the blood to form methanol. I think. It's been a while.

'Tis a shitty commercial free show run by the CBC.

I haven't read them. I used to have a friend who was obsessed with Harry Potter and Emma Watson back in 8th grade. He would obsess over every last detail of the books and talk about all the stupid spells they used. Sad thing is, his Latin pronunciation was all wrong.

There's a reason why people say ignorance is bliss.

When I first saw the movie, it took me about half an hour to realize that Jim Carrey was playing the lead part. I simply couldn't believe it. I didn't recognize him without his obnoxious hairdos a la Ace Ventura. I think it's a brilliant movie. Everything about it is so well done.

Keep dreamin', honey.

English and German aren't Romance language. German is Germanic, English comes from the other languages of the British Isles... even though they all use the same Latin letter system. That was thanks to some much-needed Roman ass-whoopings. I'm just saying you used a phrase that specifically came from a Harry Potter novel, whether English, Latin, or Portuguese.

You meant no such thing.

Yet you used a spell from the book series. Creepy.

I thought you meant in person.