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Can someone explain to me what went on in the conscious colonoscopy episode a while ago? I saw a highlight of it on the Colbert Report and all I remember was the following: teenage girl: oowwwwwww, it hurrrrrts! one of several doctors: i need you to relax your anus.

For the record, I am by no means a socialist or a communist. Anyone who's read a bit of history will know that they simply don't work. I think capitalism is, unfortunately, the best system we've got. I'm not particularly thrilled about it, but neither am I against it. I think that capitalism has the capacity to work, but it needs checks and balances, just like the government. You just can't trust people (CEO's, companies, corporations) who will put their paycheck above your drinking water. The quality of life of over 6 billion people is, to my mind, more important than the profits of a select group of shareholders. As you pointed out, the inherent flaw in capitalism is short-term profits for the individual or the group, and not considering the people who are affected by, but take no part in, corporate actions.

This begs the question as to what is more important: an environment we can sustain or profits we can't.

I should also add "Ditches on a Long Road Home" for posterity. And profundity.

Does it matter? It's Carleton. P.S. OTP - Are you suggesting that I go to UBC (asap, of course) to take in the illicit drugs, rain, and rockin' Matt Good concerts?

The Night Opus.

Rumour has it you like to attend the Matt Good shows that take place in London (aka where I'll be living next year).

If it makes you feel better, I'll be doing that in September.

And one day we WILL meet. I talk on msn to supercanuk, hey rabbit, scot and dudelove721. I think that's it. Is that because Scot said he'd bang you xyz weeks ago?

But that's the point.

Or with anything.

I dislike broccoli with a passion.

FYI, it's a tradition to tie yellow flags to trees whenever a soldier returns home.

Allow me to correct myself. Guys who don't understand the concept of not taking everything seriously prove my theory.

...and guys like you prove my theory.

I have those too.

I have a theory that there is a limited amount of intelligent available, and the growing human population dilutes it. And guys like me hog it.

Pssh, we know Meg is bonier than a vintage Ethiopian.

Masturbating doesn't count.

SADISTIC. P.S. Ha ha, now you are without your precious nectar.

That's a lie and you know it.

*steals your apple juice*

Do you know who you're messing with?

I run up and down stairs. That's about it.

As long as Chad Kroeger comes out bleeding, I'll be happy.